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COVID-19: 2020’s Real Undecided Voter

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Donald Trump is being petulant in defeat. Who’d a thunk?!? But come on: If he graciously accepted loss and showed his conqueror the palace, wouldn’t you suspect something?

And the CornMush-In-Chief may still land a legal haymaker and steal the will of the people. There can be no argument: The man knows the art of the steal.

But should he find himself on the asphalt of Black Lives Matter Plaza Northwest in DC on January 21, 2021, he and historians looking for reasons can look for one: The time a bully picked the wrong kid to shove.

That kid was COVID-19, and it cost Donald Trump the election.

The president, a germaphobe who routinely shuns handshakes, made a profoundly cowardly move when he learned of the virus in February. Like the draft, he ducked and ran. Unlike the draft, money doesn’t get you out of a date with COVID.

Even then, the president played make-believe matador, taunting that he had taken its punch, found himself to be a superman, and urging mortals not to let it dominate their lives. Remember the great unmasking atop White House stairs? Sure, you could see he was still sucking wind from the gut punch, but it made great theater.

Covid-19 positive Donald Trump gets criticism after taking off mask in  front of the White House | Trending News,The Indian Express

But when when he invited the virus to step outside the bar, the president learned why you don’t pull the mask off that ol’ Lone Ranger. Consider how COVID mopped the floor with Trump:

  • It may have literally killed off a portion of his base.

Consider his super-spreader events, on White House grounds and in stadiums nationwide. COVID’s death count is around a quarter-million. Statistically, at least half of those deaths include Republicans, presumably Trump Republicans. Perhaps much more than half.

Seven infected after 'Amy Coney Barrett superspreader event' at the White  House | Daily Mail Online
  • COVID was the election issue.

Trump would even muse aloud that his re-election was in the bag before the “kung flu.” And his disdain for his own CDC left voters — particularly in the decimated MidWest — without consistent medical information. That’s as unsettling as pre-existing conditions.

Trump's Lethal Shell Game: Will Pre-Existing Conditions Coverage Vanish? -  New Mobility
  • COVID is still Trump’s problem.

That Biden came out with a COVID plan the Monday after the race was called not only made Joe look presidential; it made Trump look impotent. If Pfizer’s claim is true, Biden could walk into the best circumstantial political timing since the Iranian hostages were released minutes after Reagan was sworn in.

Remembering the Iran Hostage Crisis – Dolphin Media

This isn’t to say that Trump, a political Houdini, couldn’t pull another escape while hanging upside down in a straight jacket. The man puts the easel in weasel. It’s an art form for the guy.

But as Fox Mulder liked to point out, the truth is out there. We know the popular vote, and its expanding gap. We have seen the beauty of democracy, and exercised it.

Meanwhile, COVID, the last undecided voter in America, decided where it stands on political symbolism. And you don’t spit into the wind.

The Wonderbra Theory of Technology

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I don’t know shit about economics, and know even less about bras. But I’ve been seeing a lot in the news lately about the puzzling vigor of the U.S. stock market during the pandemic, and I have a possible explanation: It’s the WonderBra Theory of Technology.

It posits this: All technology lifts and separates, like the underwire push-up.

First, let’s tackle the “lift” component. Technology requires that human kind is able to elevate, across the spectrum: Higher speeds, higher memory capacity, increased distances, further depths, longer reaches, etc. We could literally see this being birthed in The Space Race, from 1957 to 1975.

Space Race Diary | American Experience | Official Site | PBS

Now for the “separate,” which is a bit less obvious, but hear me out. I propose that every technological advancement in modern U.S. history has had a separating effect on the culture. Consider:

  • When radio was invented in 1895, Americans no longer had to congregate to share an oral history. We could instead stay at home for radio theater or ball games, for instance.
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  • When television was invented in 1925, the insulating effect was even more pronounced. Why go to a play when you can see a TV show? Why go to a movie when you can do Netflix? On a personal level, we all know the frightening amount of time we spent(d) secluded in front of the boob tube. There’s a reason for the term couch potato.
Are We Nearing the End of the Couch Potato Era? | NCTA — The Internet &  Television Association
  • The advent of social media in 1997, with the website Six Degrees, hermetically sealed the American population in our technology cocoons. The ability to work, date, shop and essentially exist within a string of 1s and 0s helped create a social landscape of divots. We have created personalized echo chambers that resonate our confirmation biases like a holler in a canyon.
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The same can be said for almost all technological advances; electricity nullified the need to gather around heat; the telegraph eliminated the reliance on personal correspondence; better automotive technology allowed us to live further and further from home.

And, for better or worse, we’re seeing the same effect on our economy, and in the stock market in particular. Last month, U.S. News & World Report published a piece on how stocks are faring so well when the economy is faltering so dramatically. The magazine said:

“A few enormous and prosperous companies are behind the upward trend of the stock market. Recently, profits have been concentrated in a few tech companies that hold near-monopoly status, such as Amazon. and other ‘FANG stocks'” (Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netscape, Google).

So how long is our underwear going to support? Anyone’s guess. But as much as we love to curse the rise of social media and bemoan our collective addiction to cellular telephones, let’s not forget that the Wonderbra did the job we designed it to do.

Yes, technology fostered the fractured and divisive political climate we now call home. But the lift-and-separate mechanics of technology may yet save our hides. From schools to sports to socializing, from hugs to handshakes to a pat on the back, what is so unsettling about these times is that we’re learning just how much human interaction we can live without.

WTF, Joe?

Trump pulls out of second debate with Biden after commission says it would  be virtual

God knows these waters break liberal, and sharks patrol them for that globular red Republican meat. But sometimes sharks have to eat their own; true reporters can’t help their nature.

And, as the headline suggests: What the fuck, Joe?

On Thursday, the Infection-in-Chief announced he would not participate in next week’s debate because the bi-partisan Commission on Presidential Debates reasonably decided to hold a virtual argument instead of a live one, given Trump’s alleged positive COVID test.

In response, Trump announced he will hold a rally. Biden’s camp attempted to reschedule the show, and Kate Bedingfield, Biden’s deputy campaign manager, added: “We look forward to participating in the final debate, scheduled for Oct. 22… Donald Trump can show up, or he can decline again. That’s his choice.”

Why in the hell would Joe want another debate? For that matter, why did Kamela Harris debate Mike Pence last night?

For months, the CDC and other medical professionals have urged citizens to look upon COVID the way we view smoke to grasp the contagious nature of the virus. Understanding that analogy, they have told us, is vital to understanding the scope of the pandemic.

Ok, let’s use the smoke analogy. Say Harris, Pence and moderator Susan Page were the only ones in the room (they weren’t). Each had a lit cigarette on their desk that burned the entire hour-and-a-half. Every time one of them spoke, they puffed their respective cigarette. Even with the 12-foot distance between them (was that just a random doubling?), how smoky would that room smell?

2020-10-08-pence-harris-page.jpg | The World from PRX

Now substitute the term smoky with “contagion-filled.”

If the administration is to be believed (which this is granting them everything), Donald Trump is still actively ill with COVID-19. By the CDC’s own recommendations — which Harris said she believed — Pence should not have been within throwing distance of a non-infected person. Particularly one who is vying to be vice-president.

Because we know Pence is interacting with an unwilling patient. Does anyone believe Trump is following doctors’ recommendations for getting better? The Biden-Harris team don’t know when he contracted it, if he contracted it, or where he is in the recovery process.

Covid-19 positive Donald Trump gets criticism after taking off mask in  front of the White House | Trending News,The Indian Express

Dems need to say “We are done talking until the election, when you will be receiving a phone call from us to pack your shit.”

As for the remaining presidential debates, America saw all it needed to see last week. Other than rubbernecking a grisly car accident, what would future debates illustrate? Is anyone going to be swayed, one way or the other, by any revelation in what would inevitably be a screaming match? If a town hall debate were held on the 22nd, would you want to be in the petri dish?

More importantly, there’s a danger in giving Trump an unedited national stage. His rallies are unhinged enough. Do we want to give this man a hot mic? The Michigan militia already tried a coup after his first order to stand by.

If the last two weeks have told us anything, it’s the cost of underestimating what can kill us. Joe, don’t fumble that message on the 2-yard-line.