Monthly Archives: April 2020
Never Trust an Atom; They Make Up Everything.
As we wait for science to save our hides (again), a FactSlap homage to the peer-reviewed art:
- 41 new species are discovered by science every single day.
- Scientists finally concluded that the chicken came first, not the egg, because the protein which makes egg shells is only produced by hens.
- “Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia” is the scientific term for brain freeze.
- The average number of readers of any given published scientific paper is 0.6.
- A new scientific method called ‘toxineering’ turns venoms into painkillers.
- Scientists have developed a way of charging mobile phones using urine.
- Scientists can turn peanut butter into diamonds.
- Scientists have developed a microparticle filled with oxygen that can be injected into the blood stream, so we can live without breathing.
- A bolt of lightning is 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.
If the Rule You Followed Brought You to This, of What Use Was the Rule?
Before you inject Lysol into your veins, consider these unfortunate souls who also made poor life decisions…
And not the floor.
Better flood the basement and float out.
And DO NOT try the walnut log roll.
Which one did you get??
You don’t want to know what he rubbed on his ass.
Trump’s new immigration policy: attack pigeons.
Mrs. Buttermilk’s newest flavor, Soy Syrup.
Well the weather inside is frightful.
Nor does it treat coronavirus.
