Monthly Archives: January 2020

Putting out Fire with Gasoline

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Netflix is a data-driven dance floor, an algorithmic treehouse . The company  monitors the viewing habits of its 158 million subscribers so closely that it not only knows what you watch, but when you watch it, how much of it you watch, the trends that are most likely to hook you —  even the thumbnail images most likely to convince you to watch a new series. Its breadth is both impressing and daunting.

Don’t F**k With Cats is a case in point: Netflix has analyzed the data and deduced that what the world needs more than anything  is a true crime documentary series about obsessive internet users and cats.

What a genius move. What a home run. What a no-fail combination of everything that everyone likes, bundled up together in perhaps the most high-profile film about cats ever made (besides Lion King).Image result for the lion king"

The story of Don’t F**k With Cats doesn’t really matter; you’d watch it even if you thought – as I initially did – that it was going to simply be an America’s Funniest Home Videos compilation of cats clawing people to shreds during attempted baths.

However, the masterstroke here is that the narrative is simply unbelievable. And – this should be said upfront – it’s incredibly upsetting. This aspect can’t really be overstated. There are moments that are viscerally harrowing. The story begins with a video uploaded to YouTube that graphically depicts the torture and murder of two small kittens. You don’t see the video – or any subsequent similar videos – in the documentary, but there are plenty of Grizzly Man-style reactions nevertheless. One is by a senior police officer who ends up reduced to tears. It is a violently distressing display of human depravity. If you’re even slightly queasy about this sort of thing, I’d seriously recommend giving it a pass.

Nevertheless, the story is incredible. An anonymous user uploads the kitten video, and it appalls a group of Facebook users so strongly that they use every tool at their disposal to track him down. They parse the video frame by frame for something – anything – that will give them a clue to the killer’s whereabouts. Plug sockets and cigarette packets are scrutinized. A specific blanket is tracked down through eBay. The expertise of an incredibly niche online vacuum cleaner forum is consulted. Metadata is cross-referenced with Google Maps. This is the hive mind at its most clever.

One key member – a woman named Deanna Thompson – is the de facto narrator of the series. As you’d expect from someone as Very Online as her, she’s incisive and witty, and quick to pull the threads together in a dynamic way.Image result for don't fuck with cats"

But that’s arguably the biggest problem with the series. This is a show with a jokey title and a self-aware narrator that splashes around in some of the worst human behavior imaginable. As soon as the horror of the cat videos subsides, we’re off on a wild goose chase of reverse image searches, Google Street View sweeps and fake identity databases. And then we learn who the murderer is, and that his murders are about to escalate beyond cats. We meet the family of his victim, and the lurching duality of the series threatens to become almost untenable.

Still, it is beautifully presented and the final episode includes a flourish of bow-tying not seen since the climax of The Usual Suspects. But it still makes me deeply uneasy that a man who committed an awful crime purely to gain notoriety has now been dragged out of obscurity to be celebrated in a buzzy Netflix show. At least Don’t F**K With Cats’ filmmakers are aware of this. Hives are just too riveting — even malformed one — to look away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdHMaccjw4

RIP, Black Mamba

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As the world mourns Kobe Bryant’s passing, let’s take a look back at the unforgettable and historic moments that made up his life.
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos

Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Vanessa Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Gianna Bryant

Why You Should Hope Roe v. Wade Is Overturned. Today.

A rally in support of abortion rights in front of the Supreme Court last year.

 

Before you send me a mailbomb or drop an envelope laced with risin my way, hear me out. I am strongly in support of the right to choose. Shit, our president is the living argument that some births should be abandoned.Image result for trump infant

But it’s time for the Left to be aware of tidal shifts, including this last, desperate jag to the right that will see the reversal of  Roe v. Wade. And we should welcome it. Not for the actions it will take. But for the actions we will.

On January 22, 1973, the United States Supreme Court ruled 7 – 2 that the ability to terminate a pregnancy was a constitutional right. I’m old enough to remember a time when politicians thought it unthinkable that the legality would ever come into question.

Now, less than five decades later, with a number of lower-court abortion decisions advancing and the most conservative Supreme Court since the 1930s, abortion opponents are close to getting what they have wanted ever since Roe v. Wade: the decision’s reversal.

And let’s be honest: RvW‘s death will come any moment now.

Consider:

  • This week, Trump vowed to stand with anti-abortion activists as he became the first sitting president to speak at the March for Life, an annual gathering that is one of the movement’s highest profile and most symbolic events.
  • More than 200 Republican members of Congress  asked the Supreme Court last week to consider overturning Roe v. Wade, in a brief urging the justices to uphold a Louisiana law that severely restricts access to the procedure.
  • As of 2014, five states had only only abortion provider, making access for minorities and the impoverished nearly impossible in Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, South Dakota and Wyoming.

As a political issue, abortion isn’t technically dead. But the life support machine barely beeps. Currently, there are more than 20 cases in line at the Supreme Court that could fundamentally alter abortion rights as enshrined in Roe. And some are tired of waiting: Last week, Texas’ 5th Circuit Court of Appeals, the most conservative in the country, appeared to try to force the Supreme Court to take up abortion rights next term by refusing to issue a decision on an abortion-related lawsuit until the Supreme Court resolved a different abortion case.

Given the inevitability of a reversal, why delay it? In fact, why not let loose the hounds of outrage as soon as possible? At its most reductive, the abortion issue is a matter of timing. Do we want to rail against a jerry-rigged system before the November elections, or after them?

Because nothing has jolted us awake yet. Somehow, we have yet to admit that we’ve got metastasizing political cancer. We’ve brushed by nuclear war; glossed over our ecological war crimes; even accepted Russians as valid political actors among the electorates. All while being spoon-fed Tweeted reassurances that the blood in our stool is nothing to worry about.Image result for russian meddling

But if Roe v. Wade’s fate really comes before the Supreme Court, then for the first time in decades, the abortion rights movement will understand that the threat it is facing is not theoretical, and supporters will stop fighting like it is. If Roe v. Wade is overturned, the decision will finally force the ideological zeal typical of a political opposition—the force that has long powered the anti-abortion movement — onto an abortion rights movement. And liberal complacency on the issue of abortion could end for good.

These are all pie-in-the-sky forecasts. But there’s a reason to invite adversity. Women showed what a galvanizing force they can be when they brought the #MeToo movement to state houses nationwide. The Blue Wave in 2018 came primarily thanks to women and minorities who said, en masse, enough.

Time for a similar mindset come November. While the process of choosing a Democratic presidential candidate still has months to go,  the race has yet to establish a Young (or Old) Turk who can scrap with Donnie Dimwit. Trump was borne of reality TV, so out-dancing him in the Minstrel Show of American Politics is no small ask.

We need something bigger. Like a cause.

You did it with #MeeToo. You did it in 2018.

Do it again. Take it from us.

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