For The Stars And All They Cover


FactSlap
The secret life of otters and their rocks.

Otters don’t just swim, hunt, and float. Some of them carry lifelong attachments — to rocks.
Here’s a pocketful of strange, stone-cold facts about one of the animal kingdom’s quietest love affairs:
• Sea otters are among the few non-primate species known to use tools — most often rocks to crack open hard-shelled prey.
• They have loose pouches of skin under their forearms, used to stash prized rocks and snacks.
• Some otters carry the same “lucky” rock for years — sometimes for life.
• Young otters don’t instinctively use tools; they learn by watching their mothers.
• Otters show preferences for certain rocks — usually flat, easy to grip, and rough enough to hold slippery prey.
• In parts of California and Alaska, researchers have found “anvil” stones reused by generations of otters — forming little otter dining stations.
• Otters have been seen tossing, juggling, and playing with rocks — behavior that likely hones their dexterity.
• Studies suggest stone use gives otters a survival edge, helping them access food few others can.
• One long-observed female sea otter in Monterey Bay used the same rock for at least five years.
• Not all otters use tools — the behavior is more common in sea otters than in river otters, and more frequent in certain regions and populations.

Just a Silly Phase I’m Going Through

The Leash Slips

The leash slips from my grip.

One second I’m holding the rules in my hand,
the next—gone.

She bolts.
Brown blur on cracked earth,
ears back, eyes wild.

For one glorious, rule-free moment,
she owns the park.
No crates.
No “stay.”
No clipped voice saying her name twice.

She runs like the thing she once was,
before bowls,
before collars,
before people with pockets full of biscuits
and so many goddamn rules.

And I stand there,
frozen,
half afraid,
half jealous as hell.

Because I know—
deep in the rib cage—
I would trade a dozen quiet walks
for one run like that.

And maybe,
maybe one day,
I will.

How The Gel Are Ya?

The blobfish is a fascinating and odd-looking deep-water fish found about 2,500 feet deep off the coasts of Australia and Tasmania. It looks comically strange, has no muscle, and is almost entirely jelly, making it inedible. Its jelly is less dense than the surrounding water, allowing it to float just above the sea floor. Without any means to propel itself, the blobfish simply floats and waits for food to drift into its mouth.