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Hollywood’s Motor City Makeover

In the Hollywood worldview, Detroit is typically a place that you’re from, typically to establish a cop’s street-savvy credentials (think Beverly Hills Cop, whose detective Axel Foley was about as Detroit as, well, Beverly Hills). Lately, though, the city has grabbed the mic in Tinseltown; the Motor City is the backdrop of two TV shows, Detroit Steel and Detroiters, and anchors Kathryn Bigelow’s real-life drama Detroit, which opens nationwide today. Here are the top 10 films set in the mecca of motorcars:

 

10. Action Jackson (1988)

Carl Weathers, Craig T. Nelson and 80’s star Vanity starred in this drama about a Detroit cop on the trail of an auto magnate who is killing off the competition. The film was a minor hit, costing $7 million and collecting about $20 million.

9. Detroit Rock City (1999)

This clunky comedy makes the list because the film honors one of Detroit’s proudest exports, the rock band KISS. This Edward Furlong film is about four rebel teens trying to scam their way into a KISS concert.

8. Zebrahead (1992)

This often-overlooked drama would have made more of a splash were its thunder not stolen by Do The Right Thing three years earlier. Still, this Michael Rapaport story about a white hip-hop loving teen who falls in love with an African American teen aptly captured the difficulty interweaving race with romance.

7. Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

A bit of a cheat, as Grosse Pointe is a tony suburb nestled in Detroit. But that narrow margin between posh and poverty is the undercurrent of this terrific John Cusack comedy about a hitman hired for a Michigan murder — around his 10-year high school reunion.

6. Out of Sight (1998)

The city took a backseat to the stars in this Elmore Leonard adaptation about career bank robbers planning a final heist. George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez led the Steven Soderbergh film to $38 million at the box office.

5. The Crow (1994)

The accidental shooting of Brandon Lee on the set of this comic book adaptation cast a pall over the production, which was halted for a year. But it would still become a hit, drawing $50 million and spawning four spinoff films and a TV series.

4. Gran Torino (2008)

Clint Eastwood played a disgruntled Korean War veteran who befriends Thao, a young Hmong teenager under pressure to join his cousin’s gang. The movie would be a surprise hit, earning $148 million and a Golden Globe nomination for Eastwood for the film’s musical score.

3. True Romance (1993)

While Quentin Tarantino would make his splash a year earlier with Reservoir Dogs, this was the first screenplay he sold to Hollywood, taking $50,000 for the Tony Scott-helmed pic. Tarantino’s rising media-darling status helped draw stars including Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken and Dennis Hopper.

2. Robocop (1987)

While it didn’t do much for the city’s reputation, Robocop gave Detroiters some Hollywood bragging rights as the nation’s toughest city, at least on screen. Set in a dystopian near-future, Peter Weller plays the Detroit cop who turns avenging cyborg in a flick that would generate an entire franchise (including remake).

1. 8 Mile (2002)

The Casablanca of Detroit films. This Curtis Hanson film about a struggling white rapper in the inner city is part drama, part biopic for star Eminem. Partially filmed on the real 8 Mile Road, the film was a financial smash ($116 million) and earned Eminem an Oscar for best song, Lose Yourself.

Rock Music’s Greatest Mansplanations

 

I received a video link that was not only the funniest parody I’d seen in months, but also answered a question I’ve had for years:

How do men get away with such sexist lyrics in rock?

The answer, I guess, is obvious. For there is no powerful creature on earth than a rock god, regardless of what women say about the sexiness of a man’s intelligence. Ever seen a throng of girls screeching and fainting when Albert Einstein arrived on the tarmac after a trip to Liverpool?

Still, as we’re on the cusp of electing our first female president, it seems odd that the fairer sex has not yet demanded fairer treatment, at least in music.

Consider the opening line to the song all rock fans consider an anthem to entanglement-free living, Free Bird:

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGopskR5jSM

While attributed to band leader Ronnie Van Zant, he later admitted that the line came from a letter left to him by an ex-girlfriend. At least the line “And this bird, you cannot change” was uniquely his.

But popular music has much deeper roots in chauvinism. This little ditty came from The Temptations, a group renowned for swooning women dizzy:

Oh, as strange as it seems
You know you can’t treat a woman mean

Despite sounding like it came from the 50’s, that song was recorded in 1984. Was not abusing women  really a revelation then?

Even Tommy Tutone is a bit Tufaced. In his classic Jenny (867-5309), he croons:

I know you think I’m like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall

But then he follows unapologetically with this:

I got it, (I got it), I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it, (I got it), I got it
For a good time, for a good time call…

But at least a quick-thinking YouTuber had some fun with KISS’ Beth. This director may have a job as director of communications in a Clinton administration.