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It’s Spelled D-I-P-S-H-I-T

President Trump.

Last year, the HB became the first news outlet in the country to employ an LTP, a Limited Twitter Policy, which mandates that coverage of the social media tool be limited to actual news. The respite from Trump’s verbal vomit has been a joy I’d suggest every media  outlet try.

But we’re taking a respite from the respite today, because Twitter actually was the story.

You see, a day after Wednesday’s Democratic primary debate, Trump sausage-pecked a tweet criticizing a Washington Post reporter for a typo in one of her tweets following the feisty debate.

Trump ― who has misspelled both his and his own wife’s names on the social media platform ― poked fun today at The Post’s conservative columnist Jennifer Rubin for mistakenly writing “Bloombefg” in a tweet about 2020 presidential hopeful Michael Bloomberg.

Here’s what Donnie Dimwit posted:

Donald J. Trump

Such pot- and kettle-calling was all the motivation I needed to do a modicum of reporting. So I looked up some of the times the leader of the free world put his stable genius (he knows the best words, I hear) on display.

Caveat: This is by no means a complete list. And I didn’t attempt to divine any sense from Donnie’s CapiTalizati0n weirdness. The only thing we could do with his illiterate ramblings was try to alphabetize them. (That means to rank words by their first letters, Mr. President).

Here are some of his most memorable word turds:

  • The Boarder (as in a boarder wall)
  • Hamberder
  • Highjacked
  • Honered
  • Marine Core
  • Seperation
  • Smocking gun
  • Special Council
  • Teresa May
  • Waite
  • Wire tapp
  • Wonerful

And who could forget his lovely wife, Melanie?Image result for melania trump misspelled

Back when my mother was in grade school in North Carolina, she was ousted from a school spelling bee on the word “misspell.” She used one “s.”

Too bad Donnie wasn’t your school principal, Mom. You were homecoming queen; he probably would have changed the school’s official spelling of the word just to impress you.

 

We now return to our regularly-scheduled LTP programming. Thank you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FHzWactV0w

 

 

One Man’s Treasure

 

My mother must have a secret parenting advice column…

NEW WILMINGTON, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania college student got a reminder to take out the trash when his mother sent him some garbage in a care package.

Eighteen-year-old Connor Cox tells WHTM-TV that his mother sent two boxes to him at Westminster College in New Wilmington last month.

One box contained food and other goodies. The other contained garbage.

When he called to ask whether that was a mistake, Cox’s mother, Connie, told him, “No, that’s the trash you were supposed to take out” during a recent visit home.

Cox says he laughed hysterically at the prank, then tweeted a photo of the package.

Cox has three sisters and says he has a special relationship with his mother. He says, “She knows what to say at the exact time she should say it.”