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All the President’s Molesters

‘I have 28 girls coming. … Donald, this is supposed to be a party with VIPs. You’re telling me it’s you and Epstein?’ — George Houraney, a Florida-based businessman, to Trump back in 1992 about an event he had organized at the future president’s request, according to the New York Times.

The exclusive “calendar girl” party at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort, which he’d purchased seven years earlier, was apparently even more exclusive than Houraney had expected when he put it together — Jeffrey Epstein, Trump and the women. That’s it.

“I said, ‘Look, Donald, I know Jeff really well, [and] I can’t have him going after younger girls,’” the party planner recalled. “He said, ‘Look I’m putting my name on this. I wouldn’t put my name on it and have a scandal.’ ”

After the party, Trump spoke with New York Magazine. “I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy,” Trump said. “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”

‘Nuff said about President Pederast. At least until we pivot from ‘alleged victims’ to ‘alleged rapist.’ Instead, let’s find closure in something far less sleazy, Factslaps:

  • Thomas Jefferson believed the Constitution should expire every 19 years and be replaced with a new one more suitable for the current generation.
  • A grizzly bear has to eat almost 20,000 calories a day.Image result for grizzly bear
  • The U.S. joined Syria and Nicaragua as the only nations that aren’t part of the Paris agreement to limit carbon emissions.
  • Pluto never made a full revolution around the sun while it was still considered a planet.Image result for pluto
  • There are only 3 countries in the world that don’t offer paid maternity leave:Suriname, Papua New Guinea and the United States.
  • An Octopus doesn’t have 8 arms, but 6 arms and 2 legs.
  • The last war chief of the Crow Tribe captured 50 horses from the Germans in World War II.Image result for The last war chief of the Crow Tribe captured 50 horses from the Germans in World War II.
  • Cockroaches can make group decisions. When 50 cockroaches are presented with 3 shelters that can only house 40, they’ll split evenly into two groups and leave one shelter empty.
  • The Eiffel Tower was built for the 1889 Paris Exposition and was not intended to be permanent.Image result for eiffel tower
  • The U.S. spends $500 million annually on military marching bands. That’s more than Ethiopia’s total military expenditure in 2015.Image result for military marching band
  • More than $80 of every $100 of wealth created in 2017 went to the richest 1%.Image result for $100 bill