Oh, he claims to be a cobbler, but why does he only make stilettos?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

I mean comfort! I love comfort!

And good luck tossing it in the toll bucket.

Possibly the most important apostrophe I’ve ever seen.

Like a clock, just…modern?

But high in protein!

Mulva would be permanently scarred by her second birthday party.

Or drink. Whatever floats your boat.

Hey, you said size didn’t matter!

Homer was more than a little excited over his new barcalounger.

Wise men will not, however, see the need for adequate word spacing.

You know, because how else are you gonna get them?

And here I thought fruit was packed with nutrients.