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The Angriest Interpreter in the World

Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer took to the airwaves to discuss a suspected kidnapping/coup attempt by militia wackos. She had a fantastic interpreter who looked like she was telling a nasty joke and all but flipped the bird to punctuate the speech.

Up yours, shitbird!
Read between the lines, pal.
With these big honkin’…
Yeah? Well I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Is that supposed to represent your weenus?
A’ dooooyyyyy
I got your civil liberties right here.