This Just In: Happiness Pleasant for Many

This blared across my news feed today.

Two things. No, three:

  1. Either a lot of people are saying something, or they’re not. That’s not an opinion.
  2. How many is a lot? More than bunches?
  3. A lot of people are saying a lot about a lot of things. That ‘opinion’ piece allows you to take a shot at anyone you please, yes?

Class dismissed.