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I’m Not a Vegetarian, but the Cows I Eat Are

National Burger Day 2019: Free burgers and specials Tuesday

http://littlemagonline.com/tag/halston/ Friday officially marked National Cheeseburger Day, so lettuce give thanks for the mighty meat this weekend with a FactSlap column, served medium well:

  • Each year, Americans eat 50 billion burgers, or three burgers a week. 
What's Really in Fast Food Burgers? | Eat This, Not That!
  • Hamburgers and cheeseburgers account for 71 percent of beef served in commercial hotels in the United States.
The 101 Best Burgers in America
  • McDonalds sells 75 hamburgers a second.
Around 75 McDonald's burgers are sold every second - DrinksFeed
  • Louis Ballast of Humpty Dumpty Drive was awarded the hamburger trademark in 1935.
Louis Ballast, owner of the Humpty Dumpty Barrel Drive Inn in Denver,  Colorado, poses in front of his restaurant during the 1940s with "curb  girls." Ballast acquired a trademark for "The Cheeseburger"
  • The Jimmy Buffet song Cheeseburger in Paradise was first inspired by a boat trip that he took. The trip was hampered by bad weather and he was forced to eat nothing but canned food and peanut butter that was aboard the boat, leaving him dreaming of a cheeseburger.
Jimmy Buffett Discography Germany - Gallery - 45cat
  • The most expensive burger sold in America is sold from the New York City food truck 666 Burger. The $666 burger is wrapped in a gold leaf, topped with lobster, caviar, truffles, foie gras, and aged gruyere cheese melted with steam from champagne poured on a hot griddle. The good thing is you get $300 back, as the burger comes wrapped in three greasy $100 bills.
666 Burger - Home | Facebook
  • The biggest cheeseburger ever was cooked by a Minnesota casino in 2012 and weighed 2,014 pounds. It required a special oven, a crane, and a special bun that had to be baked for seven hours.
One-ton bacon cheeseburger sets record - CBS News
  • During the First World War the U.S. government tried to rename burgers as “Liberty Sandwiches” in order to promote patriotism and avoid using its original Germanic name.
world war II – What's Cookin' @ Special Collections?!

A Roze by Any Other Name is Still Misspelt

As if the politica weren’t evidence enough, the case for spell-check:

crushed peppers container reading cruch papers
Even better than their other pizza topping, paperonly.
Cream cheese container reading "cheam creems"
Great on a bagel, but try the locks.
ketchup bottle reading ketchap
I get the duality of Man concept, but what about catsap?
fire extinguisher horribly mispelled
Break in case of excessive “X’s”
I go for the cramel lattay.
Shopping cart reading "garbich"
Hey, that’s recyclabchle!
Smoke alarm reading "smork alam"
Smorksy the Bear says only you can prevent alam abuse.
Spinach container reading "spinch"
Better than the ickberg lettuce.
Sprinkles container reading "ranibow sprimkle"
I think that pizza shop went into the ice cream biz.
Chicken nuggets container labeled "chicken nutguts"
Is that a fancy word for its balls?
Oatmeal container labeled "oatmeat"
I KNEW those vegans were full of shit.
Soap dispenser labeled "hand soup"
You should try their face salad.
Sign reading "scarmmbled eggs"
They all look so good. One Jelly Ass, please.
Sign reading "no smorking"
And no shit, no service.
Sign reading "dumsticks & thighs"
The smartsticks are better.
sign reading chocolate mouse
It really is the tastiest mammal.
Sign reading "belssed"
When God punks you.
Paper towel dispenser labeled "napkings"
I guess the pandemic made it royalty.
Milk dispenser labeled "skin milk"
Try the brain shake!
Mashed potatoes with a sign labeled "marsh potao"
Tastes a bit swampy.

We Replicants of Apocalypse Valley

Buckow The Tyger

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water’d heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

William Blake, 1794