
The Los Angeles Dodgers visited the White House last month as Major League Baseball’s world champions.
They’ve been winless ever since.
Call it the Trump jinx.
The reigning champs celebrated their title in Washington’s summer swelter. Even gave the president his own championship ring.
Since then, they’ve dropped their longest losing streak of the season, six straight, swept twice, first by Boston, then by Chicago.
The Dodgers are not alone.
In June, Trump sat courtside at Madison Square Garden for Game 3 of the NBA Finals, his first Knicks game there in over a decade. New York had won 13 straight. The Knicks lost that night — even though box owner James Dolan insisted the president stayed awake the whole time. It did not matter. The crowd booed him during the anthem, and the Knicks folded, their only blemish on the championship run.
A month later, the executive jinx discovered FIFA and soccer.
American Forward Folarin Balogun took a red card against Bosnia, triggering an automatic one-game ban ahead of the Round of 16.
Trump called FIFA president Gianni Infantino directly and asked for a review. FIFA obliged, suspending the ban for a “probationary period.” No World Cup suspension had ever been reversed that way. UEFA called it a violation of a principle that “cannot be made subject to exceptions.” Balogun played.
The U.S. lost 4-1. Blown out and eliminated..
Two weeks later, Trump had no team left in the tournament, but he had a favorite. He told Fox Sports it was “hard to bet against” Lionel Messi ahead of the final against Spain. Messi’s Argentinian team promptly lost.
As Trump took part in the trophy ceremony, cameras caught Messi walking past Trump without a glance. No handshake, no eye contact.
And now the jinx has moved off the field entirely.
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool sits drained this week, months after Trump ordered it coated “American Flag Blue.”
A man faced felony charges for supposedly vandalizing it. Prosecutors dropped the case Friday. The damage, they now say, came from a botched contractor job. The pool built to reflect the man who watches over Washington now reflects flotsam, which is somehow fitting..
None of this proves anything, not in any way a statistician would accept. Small sample. No control group. No mechanism beyond attention and pressure.
But sports superstition does not run on proof. It runs on pattern, and the Dodgers just handed the pattern its freshest data point.
The reflecting pool is different. That one is not superstition. That one is a $34 million public asset, painted at a president’s request, drained within months, and now the subject of a dismissed criminal case built on a false premise.
Those are not jinxes. Those are choices. And choices have receipts.
Maybe the losses are noise. A team slumps. A goalkeeper has a hot night. A superstar walks off the field too exhausted for pleasantries.
But put the Dodgers, the Knicks and Messi snub side by side, and a pattern can’t help but emerge. Reverse Midas kills everything he touches.
The reflecting pool used to hold water.
Now it holds our fate like a busted Magic 8-Ball.

