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taco fun facts

http://circleplastics.co.uk//circleplastics.co.uk/wp-content/themes/industryall/js/jquery.ajaxchimp.js In honor of National Taco Day, we offer a FactSlap column with just a dash of salsa:

  • Tacos predate the Europeans in Mexico and were discovered to be the food of choice by the indigenous folk in the Valley of Mexico. Obviously the Spanish wanted to stake their claim on such fine fare, and dubbed them “tacos.”
  • Taco Bell started as Bell’s Hamburgers and Hot Dogs in San Bernardino, CA back in 1950 by Glen W. Bell Jr.. Bell’s Hamburgers and Hot Dogs began as a hamburger stand selling fast foods such as burgers, hot dogs, fries, and shakes. Then, taking advantage that his stand was located in a Hispanic neighborhood, Bell started selling crispy-hard-shell tacos at 19 cents each.
  • Taco Bell uses at least 600,000 cows’ worth of beef per year. According to Taco Bell’s own website, they serve an average of 295 million pounds of ground beef every year.
  • Ensenada, Mexico is said to be the birth place of the fish taco.
  • A “Taquería” is a Spanish word meaning taco shop. Originally, the term “taqueria” was used to refer to street vendors, although the term has come to be used more generally to refer to any sort of establishment which serves authentic Mexican food.
  • One of the first taco trucks is thought to have started in New York when in 1966 two New York housewives operated an early version of the taco truck. Although the truck did not have a full kitchen, it was available for catering.

I’m Not a Vegetarian, but the Cows I Eat Are

National Burger Day 2019: Free burgers and specials Tuesday

http://vintagegoodness.com/wp-content/plugins/anttt/simple.php Friday officially marked National Cheeseburger Day, so lettuce give thanks for the mighty meat this weekend with a FactSlap column, served medium well:

  • Each year, Americans eat 50 billion burgers, or three burgers a week. 
What's Really in Fast Food Burgers? | Eat This, Not That!
  • Hamburgers and cheeseburgers account for 71 percent of beef served in commercial hotels in the United States.
The 101 Best Burgers in America
  • McDonalds sells 75 hamburgers a second.
Around 75 McDonald's burgers are sold every second - DrinksFeed
  • Louis Ballast of Humpty Dumpty Drive was awarded the hamburger trademark in 1935.
Louis Ballast, owner of the Humpty Dumpty Barrel Drive Inn in Denver,  Colorado, poses in front of his restaurant during the 1940s with "curb  girls." Ballast acquired a trademark for "The Cheeseburger"
  • The Jimmy Buffet song Cheeseburger in Paradise was first inspired by a boat trip that he took. The trip was hampered by bad weather and he was forced to eat nothing but canned food and peanut butter that was aboard the boat, leaving him dreaming of a cheeseburger.
Jimmy Buffett Discography Germany - Gallery - 45cat
  • The most expensive burger sold in America is sold from the New York City food truck 666 Burger. The $666 burger is wrapped in a gold leaf, topped with lobster, caviar, truffles, foie gras, and aged gruyere cheese melted with steam from champagne poured on a hot griddle. The good thing is you get $300 back, as the burger comes wrapped in three greasy $100 bills.
666 Burger - Home | Facebook
  • The biggest cheeseburger ever was cooked by a Minnesota casino in 2012 and weighed 2,014 pounds. It required a special oven, a crane, and a special bun that had to be baked for seven hours.
One-ton bacon cheeseburger sets record - CBS News
  • During the First World War the U.S. government tried to rename burgers as “Liberty Sandwiches” in order to promote patriotism and avoid using its original Germanic name.
world war II – What's Cookin' @ Special Collections?!

A Roze by Any Other Name is Still Misspelt

As if the politica weren’t evidence enough, the case for spell-check:

crushed peppers container reading cruch papers
Even better than their other pizza topping, paperonly.
Cream cheese container reading "cheam creems"
Great on a bagel, but try the locks.
ketchup bottle reading ketchap
I get the duality of Man concept, but what about catsap?
fire extinguisher horribly mispelled
Break in case of excessive “X’s”
I go for the cramel lattay.
Shopping cart reading "garbich"
Hey, that’s recyclabchle!
Smoke alarm reading "smork alam"
Smorksy the Bear says only you can prevent alam abuse.
Spinach container reading "spinch"
Better than the ickberg lettuce.
Sprinkles container reading "ranibow sprimkle"
I think that pizza shop went into the ice cream biz.
Chicken nuggets container labeled "chicken nutguts"
Is that a fancy word for its balls?
Oatmeal container labeled "oatmeat"
I KNEW those vegans were full of shit.
Soap dispenser labeled "hand soup"
You should try their face salad.
Sign reading "scarmmbled eggs"
They all look so good. One Jelly Ass, please.
Sign reading "no smorking"
And no shit, no service.
Sign reading "dumsticks & thighs"
The smartsticks are better.
sign reading chocolate mouse
It really is the tastiest mammal.
Sign reading "belssed"
When God punks you.
Paper towel dispenser labeled "napkings"
I guess the pandemic made it royalty.
Milk dispenser labeled "skin milk"
Try the brain shake!
Mashed potatoes with a sign labeled "marsh potao"
Tastes a bit swampy.