Before you inject Lysol into your veins, consider these unfortunate souls who also made poor life decisions…

And not the floor.

Better flood the basement and float out.

And DO NOT try the walnut log roll.

Which one did you get??

You don’t want to know what he rubbed on his ass.

Trump’s new immigration policy: attack pigeons.

Mrs. Buttermilk’s newest flavor, Soy Syrup.

Well the weather inside is frightful.

Nor does it treat coronavirus.