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Now THAT’s how you celebrate an Independence Day.

It came a few days after July 4th, but the American women’s soccer team showed how it’s done after winning the World Cup yesterday; with fireworks, cheers, tears of joy, and a display of the living embodiment of “United We Stand.” Not with tanks, fighter jets, soldiers and screaming yokels in a DC downpour who don’t know the difference between patriotism and nationalism.

The pressure for a championship had been building since last week, when U.S. National Women’s Team star Megan Rapinoe was asked how she would respond if the team won an unprecedented two World Cups in a row and were invited by the president for a congratulatory White House meal (I’m assuming another truckload of Whoppers and Big Macs).

Rapinoe, who is gay and is no fan of presidents who are serial rapists (22 allegations and counting) was quick with the answer. “I’m not going to the fucking White House.” she said.Image result for trump rapinoe

This, of course, blew the orangutan top of Trump, who called Rapinoe unpatriotic and presumptuous — from the safe distance of Twitter, of course. (Rapinoe would beat him like a rented mule should the two ever meet in person.) “I am a big fan of the American Team, and Women’s Soccer,” Trump sausage-fingered, presumably with a straight face. “But Megan should WIN first before she TALKS! Finish the job!” You know, because the president loathes premature boasting.

So Rapinoe quit taking and started kicking ass, leading the USWNT to a World Cup win over the Netherlands 2-0 yesterday. After the win, host stadium France put on a spectacle for a near-packed crowd that refused to leave after the women received their medals. They wanted to see the new royalty of the most popular sport in the world. (Side note: Why are the U.S. women so much better at soccer than the U.S. men? American women have won four World Cups; the best the men have ever achieved is third place. Yet U.S. women are paid $4,950 per match, while men make $13,166).United States celebrates winning the World Cup.

In the waning moments of the victory, Melania Trump tweeted congratulations. Obama’s quickly followed.

Trump was silent. Apparently he was watching Fox News instead of the game.

But there was no escaping the news. Fox News sent its foreign affairs correspondent Greg Palkot to a Lyon sports bar in France to report on the World Cup  postgame scene, and the fans — knowing that the reporter was from Fox News — had their own message for the network’s live shot. When Palkot was on the air, a U.S. fan in the background shouted, “Fuck Trump!” Then another. And another. Eventually, the entire bar joined the chant, clearly audible in the report, until the station cut away.Image result for rowdy pub

THAT, Trump must have seen. More than two hours after the victory, he pretended he wasn’t a Russian jockstrap and ate public crow: “Congratulations to the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team on winning the World Cup!” Trump tweeted. “Great and exciting play. America is proud of you all!” Fox led its newscast with the tweet, citing Trump being the good sport despite being disrespected.

Back in the stadium, Rapinoe hugged a teammate and struck a familiar pose in the stadium corner: She simply raised both arms and smiled. Were she holding a torch, she’d look a lot like Lady Liberty. Twitter went bonkers with doctored photos of Trump bitterly watching the match.Image result for trump rapinoe

Here in the States, New York immediately began plans told hold a victory parade through Manhattan. No word yet on whether the women will march past Trump Tower, but Rapinoe may be open to the idea of Trump as plump parade float.

USA! USA!

 

 

Mother of Exiles

 

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Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

Emma Lazarus — November 6, 1883

Postscript: Two days ago, a publishing company in New Brunswick, Canada, terminated its contract with cartoonist Michael de Adder after a drawing he did of President Donald Trump standing over the bodies of two drowned migrants went viral on social media. After much non-signifying sound and fury of the “right,” many outlets removed the cartoon, just as they de-imaged after 12 cartoonists at Charlie Hebdo were slaughtered for cartoons of Muhammad, including the one below. 

Fuck that.  If you’re not exercising your First Amendment rights, give them to someone who will.

For Whom the Toll Bells

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I’ve spent about half my career counting corpses.

In Detroit, D.C. and Atlanta, murder meccas all, I was a police reporter. In Arkansas, we rotated “tornado watch” weekends. At USA Today, I covered five mass school shootings and innumerable “regular” ones at workplaces, malls, etc. I grew so tired of preying on the grieving I applied for a transfer to the most lace curtain beat in journalism: film and TV. I haven’t regretted a moment.

Alas, it’s time for another body count.

I realized this while reading a story yesterday about a new study in Science Advances that forecasts  that, in the near future, global warming could turn serial killer. “If the global average temperature rises 3 degrees Celsius (5.4 degrees Fahrenheit) above pre-industrial levels,” the  study said, “a major heat wave could kill almost 6,000 people in New York City. Similar events could kill more than 2,500 in Los Angeles and more than 2,300 in Miami.

The story was accompanied by a headline that read “Without swift action on climate change, heat waves could kill thousands in U.S. cities.”

There was nothing questionable in the article, which cited all the typical peer-reviewed data. The problem was in the headline and tone, an issue that afflicts most coverage of global warming. I call it Chicken Little Syndrome.

The syndrome posits this: Any news story that casts global warming as a looming problem is failing its readers. Looking forward is not the answer. Any story that says “by 2030,” or “in a decade,” or, god forbid, “by the year 2100” has already told its readers “Don’t bother reading this story, it won’t happen for years.” But in truth, the sky isn’t falling; it’s felled.Image result for chicken little

Yet we continue to view global warming as something down the road. Harbingers don’t work in America. We barely finish our taxes every year. If our computer takes more than 15 seconds to buffer, we haul ass to the Genius Bar. This is the era of Now. And we’re supposed to expect the nation and its leaders to be proactive years in advance?

Fuck that. The only way to treat a problem is to recognize when you have one. Global warming is well underway; let’s get a death toll started and monetary damages bill going now. What, exactly, are we waiting for? God to write it in clouds? Trump to concede we’re not getting punked by the Chinese?Image result for trump folded arms

No, this requires a death toll. One need look back only a year to get the figures rolling. Last year, the Institute for Atmospheric and Climate Science issued a report that said “2018’s hemispheric heat wave wasn’t possible without climate change.” In that heat wave, in Japan alone, at least 138 people died from heat-related causes and 71,266 required hospitalization for heat stroke. Another 42 people died in South Korea. Quebec reported 70. That’s 250 deaths in that microcosm of Earth alone.

Meanwhile, today marked the 137th day the Mississippi River has been at flood stage, stopping barge traffic in Baton Rouge entirely. The last time the Mississippi was this high, the federal government built a federal barge system. There’s a start for your financial estimates, and you don’t even need to look overseas.Image result for mississippi flooding

Why are so afraid to start the toll? That it will be lost in political grifting? That it won’t get ample clicks on news sites? That the numbers will be inaccurate? While the first two concerns are legitimate, they pale in comparison to the benefit of the third. Because body counts work.

Cities use fatality rates to determine police department sizes. Consider: without a body count of 57,939 soldiers, do you think we would have left Vietnam when we did, or instead trusted the reassurances of the Trumps of this world? Would the Holocaust have been so burned into our consciousness without the number 6 million? I hate corpse-counting, but sometimes it’s the only true measure of loss.Image result for holocaust

Certainly, a global warming death toll would be controversial (which is why an international organization like the United Nations needs to launch it). Political ambition, religious conviction, and simple scientific disagreement will make the figure a hot potato issue. And a very rough estimate.

But getting an absolute number is not the point. The point is to change mindsets. We did it with smoking. We did it with seat belts. Those annual  fatalities are also nebulous and perennially disputed. But the most important shift has already occurred. We may not know exactly how many people die from smoking or not wearing seat belts every year. But we know the behavior is stupid. And since the realization, annual fatalities have fallen.

Sometimes, the digits of a number are less important than the knowledge of their existence.