http://snyderartdesign.com/author/admin/page/16/ One of an occasional series of odd stories that actually have AP sourcing (sorry Breitbart):

Sprinting naked man leads LA police on lengthy pursuit

Thief in Mexico tries to steal hearse, with body inside 

Wisconsin pilot flees officers, later crashes into cornfield

Left behind: Thieves raid Virginia store of right foot shoes

Oregon officer rescues baby deer stuck in fence 

Rare translucent lobster caught off Maine coast, thrown back 

Classmates can’t find time capsule buried 30 years ago