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Pulling Up Dickweeds

Today’s column was going to be about the photo above and this nation’s emergent Cognitive Immune System. Instead, it’s going to be about people who are active participants in the real world.

My sister Caroline turned me onto this goldmine of FactSlaps. So this edition is dedicated to her and the singularity of the universe. It comes from 100people.org, and sourced to several  serious fact-finders, including the UN, UNICEF and, of all things, the CIA’s “World Fact Book.”

The following is a detailed version of our 100 People statistics, updated in 2016 to reflect the world population having reached almost 7.5 billion people. Source information for each of the categories is available at the bottom of the page.

If the World were 100 PEOPLE:

Gender 50 would be female
50 would be male
Age 25 would be 0-14
66 would be 15-64
9 would be 65 and older
Geography 60 would be from Asia
16 would be from Africa
10 would be from Europe
9 would be from Latin America & the Caribbean
5 would be from North America
Religion 31 would be Christian
23 would be Muslim
16 would not be religious or identify themselves
as being aligned with a particular faith
15 would be Hindu
7 would be Buddhist
8 would believe in other religions
First Language 12 would speak Chinese
6 would speak Spanish
5 would speak English
4 would speak Hindi
3 would speak Arabic
3 would speak Bengali
3 would speak Portuguese
2 would speak Russian
2 would speak Japanese
60 would speak other languages
Overall Literacy 86 would be able to read and write
14 would not
Literacy by Gender 90% of males would be able to read and write
10% of males would not be able to read and write
82% of females would be able to read and write
18% of females would not be able to read and write
Education 78% of eligible males would have a
primary school education
76% of eligible females would have a
primary school education66% of eligible males would have a
secondary school education
63% of eligible females would have a
secondary school education

7 would have a college degree

Shelter 78 people would have a place to shelter them
from the wind and the rain, but 22 would not
Urban/Rural 54 would be urban dwellers
46 would be rural dwellers
Drinking Water 91 would have access to safe drinking water
9 would use unimproved water
Food 11 would be undernourished
Infectious Disease 1 would have HIV/AIDS
1 would have tuberculosis
Poverty 11 would live on less than $1.90 USD per day
Electricity 82 would have electricity
18 would not
Technology 65 would be cell phone users
47 would be active internet users
95 live in an area with a mobile- cellular network
Sanitation 68 would have improved sanitation
14 would have no toilets
18 would have unimproved toilets

To The Fully Lived Life, Regardless of Span

Chronicling Your Life Fully Lived — Gitchi Adventure GoodsTo the mayfly, king of morsels. Some lifetime FactSlaps:

10 shortest living animals in the world

10 Domestic rabbits, 8-12 Yearsdomestic rabbit

9.Guinea pigs, 4 Yearsguinea pig
8. Mosquitofish, 2 yearsmosquitofish

7. Chameleon, 1 Yearchameleons

6. House mouse, 1 yearmouse

5. Dragon Fly, 4 monthsdragonfly

4. Houseflies, 4 weeks housefly

3. Drone ants, 3 weeksdrone ant

2. Gastrotrichs, 3 days

gastrotrichs

1. Mayflies, 24 hoursshortest living animals in the world

 

A Psalm of Life

Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.

Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.

Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way;
But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day.

Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.

In the world’s broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle!
Be a hero in the strife!

Trust no Future, howe’er pleasant!
Let the dead Past bury its dead!
Act,— act in the living Present!
Heart within, and God o’erhead!

Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time;

Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o’er life’s solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.

Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 

Never Trust an Atom; They Make Up Everything.

Creative Futuristic Digital Atom On Blue Background. Medicine ...

As we wait for science to save our hides (again), a FactSlap homage to the peer-reviewed art:

  • 41 new species are discovered by science every single day.Scientists discover antibody that can neutralize 2019-nCoV ...
  • Scientists finally concluded that the chicken came first, not the egg, because the protein which makes egg shells is only produced by hens.Which Came First? The Chicken or the Egg... Data Science Can Help ...
  • “Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia” is the scientific term for brain freeze.What Is Brain Freeze? | Live Science
  • The average number of readers of any given published scientific paper is 0.6.Half a Person - Drawception
  • A new scientific method called ‘toxineering’ turns venoms into painkillers.Toxineering' Makes Painkillers Out of Venom
  • Scientists have developed a way of charging mobile phones using urine.Charge Your Phone With Urine? - YouTube
  • Scientists can turn peanut butter into diamonds.Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones ...
  • Scientists have developed a microparticle filled with oxygen that can be injected into the blood stream, so we can live without breathing.7 Reasons to Watch the 1967 AQUAMAN Animated Series
  • A bolt of lightning is 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.11 Awesome Facts About Lightning - Kids Discover