This looks like the final boss battle of Call of Duty: Artery Blockage. Two heavily armed Lunchables waddling through a fast food joint like they’re retaking Fallujah, but for nuggets. If tactical cosplay and gravy addiction had a baby, it would look like this.
The only thing they’ve successfully invaded is their own circulatory system. I’m not saying they’re out of shape, but if war broke out in the parking lot, they’d have to call for an airlift between the counter and the soda machine.
I hope whatever fantasy they’re living includes a cardiologist on standby.
