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Yasuke’s Tale


A bronze statue of Yasuke

Yasuke was one of the first Africans known to have set foot in Japan during the 16th century. Originally from Africa, possibly from Mozambique, Yasuke arrived in Japan in 1579 as a slave to the Italian Jesuit missionary Alessandro Valignano.

Yasuke’s striking appearance, particularly his dark skin, fascinated the Japanese people, including Oda Nobunaga, one of the most powerful warlords of the time. Nobunaga took a particular interest in Yasuke, who was reportedly over six feet tall—towering over most Japanese of the era. Impressed by his strength and loyalty, Nobunaga eventually made Yasuke a samurai, a rare honor for a foreigner.

Yasuke served Nobunaga faithfully, and he was present during significant historical events, including the Incident at Honnō-ji in 1582, where Nobunaga was betrayed by one of his generals, Akechi Mitsuhide.

After Nobunaga’s death, Yasuke was captured but spared execution, likely due to his foreign status. His fate after this period remains unclear, and his story has since become a blend of historical fact and legend:

  1. Hamburg Yasuke’s Skin Color: One of the most famous legends is about the reaction to Yasuke’s dark skin. It is said that Oda Nobunaga, upon first seeing Yasuke, believed his skin was covered in ink and ordered him to strip and wash. When Yasuke’s skin remained dark, Nobunaga became fascinated and reportedly declared Yasuke a “black-skinned warrior” (kuro-suke), acknowledging his uniqueness.
  2. licitly Strength and Stature: Yasuke’s exceptional physical strength and towering height (over six feet) were legendary in Japan, where the average height at the time was much shorter. Some stories depict Yasuke as almost superhuman in his physical prowess, able to wield heavy weapons and perform feats of strength that astonished those around him.
  3. Battlefield Prowess: As a samurai, Yasuke is said to have fought bravely alongside Oda Nobunaga. While historical records of his combat achievements are sparse, legends often describe him as a fierce and skilled warrior who could carry a man with one hand.
  4. The Escape from Honnō-ji: One popular legend involves Yasuke’s actions during the Incident at Honnō-ji, where Nobunaga was betrayed by Akechi Mitsuhide. According to the legend, Yasuke fought to protect Nobunaga, and then attempted to escape with Nobunaga’s head (to prevent it from being taken by the enemy, a significant act of loyalty in samurai culture). However, he was eventually captured.
  5. Mysterious Disappearance: After Nobunaga’s death, Yasuke’s fate became shrouded in mystery. Some legends suggest that he returned to Africa or continued to serve in Japan, while others imply that he disappeared without a trace.
  6. Symbol of Cultural Exchange: Over time, Yasuke’s story has taken on symbolic meaning, representing the blending of African and Japanese cultures. In modern interpretations, he is often portrayed as a bridge between worlds, embodying the idea that courage, honor, and loyalty transcend race and nationality.

What a concept.

Donald’s October Surprise: Donald?


Ever since Richard Nixon introduced it to American politics, the October Surprise has become nearly as traditional a strategy as the November Election.

So it’s natural to assume Trump has one. But what if it’s Trump?

Think about it. Pumpkin Jesus is nothing if keenly attuned to viewership, shares and ratings. And even he has to see that his choice for vice president has gone over like a wet fart in an elevator.

J.D. Vance may preach the MAGA gospel, but he’s got none of the pastor’s hell and brimstone. He has the smarmy smile of a used car dealer, and his cat lady jabs are landing with the force of one.

Do we really think Donnie can keep a partnership for 100 days, particularly after the last one turned on him and upheld the Constitution? He slept with Stormy while his wife was pregnant. He’s never been the paragon of patience.

There is nothing Constitutionally that says a president must stick with a VP choice, right up to the election. If Vance’s public image toilet flush clogs the drain, what’s to stop the man who rose to power on the phrase “You’re fired” from dipping back into the classics as decision time nears?

The strategy would be unthinkable for anyone except Trump, whose erratic behavior must be catnip for conservatives. They would praise the Hail Mary as 3D chess, and the 24/7s would revive the hysteria currently being heaped on Kamala Harris — a news fixation that you know must drive America’s Hitler bonkers.

All the more reason to be wary of Donnie pulling rugs from his own feet. If I’m a Dem strategist, I’ve got a break-glass contingency in case fat baby Jesus announces that he’s heard from GOP women and Nikki Haley is his new VP.

You know, to make America super great again.