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Cinema Is Dead. Long Live Cinema!

When Arclight Cinemas and Pacific Theaters announced this week that they were shuttering 16 locations and more than 300 screens — including the venerable Cinerama Dome in Hollywood — you could nearly hear the city deflate like a punctured balloon.

dwarfishly The news was met with a collective gasp and sob that Los Angeles hasn’t felt since Kobe’s death, and filmmakers and fans alike took to social media to pay respects, swap memories and brainstorm ideas to rescue the 1963 treasure, the world’s first all-concrete geodesic dome.

The L.A. Times fretted the movie house’s fate. “Could some craven developer turn it into an upscale steakhouse?” the paper asked. Its answer: probably not. The Cinerama Dome’s designation as L.A. Historic-Cultural Monument No. 659 likely would make turning the theater into a strip mall a litigious mess.

But the Times missed the bigger story. Namely, that it’s a small miracle the Dome could stay in business as long as it did. Because for a quarter-century, the Cinerama Dome and 40,000 theaters across the country were peddling a product that garnered middling American interest at best.

An exhaustive analysis by the box office website the-numbers.com paints the haunting portrait. When adjusted for inflations, the movie industry has been swimming in stagnant waters.

Starting in 1995, the analysis found Americans bought 1.22 billion movie tickets. In 2019 — the last full Hollywood season before the pandemic — that number was 1.23 billion. The heyday came in 2002, when Americans bought 1.58 billion tickets, according to the site.

But the numbers never dramatically spiked or plummeted. Here are the five-year totals:

  • 1995: 1.22 billion
  • 2000: 1.38 billion
  • 2005: 1.37 billion
  • 2010: 1.32 billion
  • 2015: 1.32 billion
  • 2020: 223.86 million (pandemic ravaged)

Meanwhile, the study found ticket prices climbed from $4.35 a ticket in 1995 to $9.16 in 2019. That’s still wildly affordable for out-of-the-home entertainment. And it propelled box office totals from $5.31 billion in 1995 to $11.25 billion in 2019, according to the data.

But inflation is not a business strategy. And the pandemic has left theater chains reeling. AMC, the nations largest, asked shareholders this week to authorize another 500 million shares for issue, but promises it won’t take them up on those sales until next year at the earliest. Analysts say that’s promising news for the company, but hardly a cure-all.

AMC recently reopened in key markets Los Angeles and New York after local officials lifted public health restrictions, “but it still has a long way to go to make up for the losses it and other theater operators endured in the last year,” Barron’s said in an article Friday.

So what’s the larger fix? A summer box-office resurgence notwithstanding, Hollywood may have to either increase prices for a ticket dramatically, make fewer films, or both.

Would a Broadway approach to business make movies a must-see event again? Of course, the pandemic has the stage in a standing eight-count as well: Fine and performing arts industries lost almost 1.4 million jobs and $42.5 billion in sales from just April 1 through July 31, according to NBC News.

Or do sporting events hold the key? Professional athletics have managed to stay afloat through COVID-19. But they rely heavily on television revenues, a taproot the movie business is loathe to mine.

Regardless, Tinseltown needs a hero like the ones it loves to splash on celluloid.

Otherwise there may really be no business like show business.

O Auteur, Where Art Thou?

From our Midwest Bureau Chief Dan Brochstein:

So I’m laying here thinking about seeing the movie “Nobody.” William wants to see it, so I’ll wait for him to return to his mother’s before I see it. But it has me thinking…are we reaching a zenith of movie stories? Could be reach at time in the not so distant future where original stories will be extremely scarce?

I think of the 1990s, a time in my generation when the best movies were made, and I’ll defend that stance with a long list of great films representing original thinking.

  • Pulp Fiction
  • American Beauty
  • The Usual Suspects
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Heat
  • Silence of the Lambs
  • Fight Club
  • Barton Fink
  • The Matrix
  • Boogie Nights
  • Fargo

Then I see where we are now. Comic book movies…more than I can count. Comedy that is carried by sole chops of a single actor’s shtick, instead of a funny script with a good story.  Space films that live or die on the strength of the CGI.

I can count good movies from the last 20 years on two hands, and I know that’s purely subjective. I get jazzed for movies now that I wouldn’t have paid to see 25 years ago, because I’m constantly having to lower my bar.

What happens when the comic book sagas are all told stories? When the current generation of bombastic comedians have run their course? What about when Scorsese, Howard, the Coen Brothers, Tarantino, Soderberg, Levinson, Bong, Phillips and Lee stop making films? There may be rising stars out there, but I’m unaware of them.

So I return to Nobody. I want to see it because of Bob Odenkirk. But the story has been told and retold so many times before that I don’t care about it. Unassuming man has secret deadly talent from a past/double life. I immediately think of Liam Nesson in Taken, Bruce Willis in Red, Arnold in True Lies, Gene Hackman in Target.

Could it be that in 30 years movies will be just recasting old stories, with a smattering of original stories? Is this what people thought in the early 1970s?

Just my $0.02.

Can I Quote You on That?

As we hurtle toward the Oscars, let’s look back at the 10 most famous quotes in Hollywood history:

10. You talking to me?” Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro)Taxi Driver, Columbia, 1976

9. “Buckle your seat belts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.” Margo Channing (Bette Davis)All About Eve, Twentieth Century Fox, 1950

8. “May the force be with you.” Han Solo (Harrison Ford) Star Wars, Twentieth Century Fox, 1977

7. “Alright, Mr. Deville. I’m ready for my close-up.” Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson)
Sunset Boulevard, Paramount, 1950

6. “Go ahead, make my day.” Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood).
Sudden Impact. Warner Bros., 1983

5. “Here’s looking at you, kid.” Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart)Casablanca, Warner Bros., 1943

4. “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansasanymore.” Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland)
The Wizard of Oz, MGM, 1939

3. “I could’a been a contender!” Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando) On the Waterfront, Horizon-American Pictures, Inc., 1954

2. “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.” Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando) The Godfather, Paramount Pictures, 1972

  1. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give damn.” Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) Gone With The Wind, MGM, 1939