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To Make Sexy Time with Moviefilm

Borat 2: Sacha Baron Cohen is back to mess with your head — and heart |  Star Tribune

There is no reason a Borat sequel should work.

It comes 14 years after the surprise original — a lifetime and a half in movie metrics. Borat’s fish-out-of-water schtick should be a one-trick pony, just as SNL films are glorified sketch jokes. And everybody should know Sacha Baron Cohen’s chameleon mug by now; he’s already punked Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney and a raft of unwitting stars, TV reporters and dim bulb politicians. His goose should be cooked by now.

And yet, Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm is a small wonder. While not the seismic discovery of the 2006 original — and what could be? — the follow-up is laugh-out-loud funny, surprisingly touching and still remarkable in its ability to get citizens, particularly elected ones, to act like asses for the camera.

Or, in Rudy Giuliani’s case, like a child molester.

Like the first film, the sublime Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, the sequel has a knock-knock joke simplicity. Cohen plays a correspondent and unofficial statesman from Kazakhstan, and he uses the ruse to get America to drop its guard and describe itself, assworts and all.

Cohen takes a bead on some of his favorite targets: gun rights advocates, evangelicals, and just about any country bumpkin willing to sign a rights waiver. And there are a lot.

But it’s the politicians who always make the best bait (Palin was skewered on Cohen’s Showtime series, Who Is America?) This time around, Giuliani is in the crosshairs. and Cohen nails him the way Bob Woodward nailed Donald Trump in Rage.

Borat releases new video statement about Giuliani scene

Actually, exactly like that. If you remember, this site criticized Woodward for saving a news story about the president’s COVID subterfuge to help sell his book. Here, the stakes aren’t nearly as high, and Cohen rightly used the scene for the, ahem, climax of the film. But Cohen could have made news with the footage alone — if it’s legit.

The scene begins with Giuliani seated on a couch, answering questions from Borat’s “daughter,” an adult actress playing a 15-year-old. When the actress asks the former mayor if they can continue their discussion in the bedroom. he agrees, and is then shown sitting on a bed, as she appears to take his microphone off and he appears to pat her. The segment then cuts to the image of Rudy, reclining on the bed, placing his hands down his pants. Borat then bursts into the scene, screaming “She’s 15-years-old! She’s too old for you!”

Giuliani has vociferously denied any wrongdoing, and accuses the filmmakers of doctoring the scene, which may be true. This is, after all, a feature film.

But Cohen strikes a documentary-like chord every time he turns on a camera, and Moviefilm is gloriously no exception. Perhaps the film’s biggest surprise is its tenderness. Namely, Jeanise Jones, an African-American babysitter who is stunned and offended when Borat instructs Jones to feed his daughter water from a dog bowl if she’s been a good girl. Jones ultimately gives the daughter a sincere, near-tearjerker about the girl standing up for — and finding pride in — her unpolished self.

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There’s nothing new or earthshaking to Moviefilm. It is, after all, a direct-to-Amazon sequel, and you probably got it free with your order of bulk paper towels.

But given the year, the disappointment of $250 million movies like Tenet, and our junk food overload on crap like Tiger King, Borat couldn’t be more timely or welcome. He addresses everything from COVID to religion to gender roles in an hour and a half that seem to time warp by.

Very niiiice.

Deja Viewed: The Big Lebowski

Forgive them, Lord, for they know not how they bowl.

In an early draft of the script The Big Lebowski, Jeff Lebowski was supposed to be the heir of the inventor of the Rubik’s Cube. Instead, the Coen Brothers settled on the son of God.

More than two decades after its release, Lebowski has become something of its own cult. Aside from the innumerable quotes that really tie the room together, Joel and Ethan Coen’s 1998 comedy has birthed dozens of fan clubs, a Lebowski-fest and even a religion, Dudeism. The website describes its mission and requirements to get ordained (for free):

An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh…lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap.

The Jewish Telegraph, citing character Walter Sobchak, said the film was a legitimate Judaic teaching tool and called the it one of “the greatest ever Jewish films.”

Which makes sense, given that, on re-viewing, it’s clear that Jeff Lebowski is one of the greatest ever Jews: Jesus Christ.

This would hardly be new ground for the Coens. From ‘O Brother, Where Art Thou? to A Serious Man to Fargo Season 2, the directors make no secret of the Abrahamic influences on their work. And it sure seems like the Coens must have asked each other: What would it look like if Jesus returned to Earth in the San Fernando Valley, and didn’t know he was Jesus?

Consider the messianic references:

  • The first time we meet Lebowski, he is in a robe and sandals.
Retail California: Ralphs, the Big Lebowski, and Shaping the American  Shopping Experience | KCET
Note the beard and flowing locks.
  • He is wrongly persecuted.
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A toilet baptism.
  • Feet play a significant role in the film.
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“He came to Simon Peter, who said to him, “Lord, are you going to wash my feet?” — John 13:1-6.

He turns the other cheek — literally — when he’s punched in the face.


“That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.” — Matthew 5:38
  • He tries his hand at carpentry.
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“Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary and brother of James and Joses and Judas and Simon?” — Mark 6:3

At minute 48, note how he gazes up through the sunroof. Does anyone gaze with such wonder through a sunroof?

Hi dad!

It’s unclear how he makes money, but he can afford a place with cathedral ceilings.

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Blessed be thy White Russian.
  • He bears witness to false prophets.
John Turturro as Jesus Quintana in The Big Lebowski. Happy Birthday! (born  February 28, 1957) : OldSchoolCool
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
  • He apparently has a guardian angel with supernatural knowledge, such as Lebowski’s pending child.
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“The Dude abides. I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.”
  • He goes by many titles, including His Dudeness.
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“Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Mr. Lebowski”. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”
  • His nightmare involves circumcision.
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Bris, anyone?

As for Dude’s crude language (“fuck” is used 260 times) and pot use, remember Lebowski doesn’t know his own holiness, and the Stoner Way is simply what he learned from growing up in the Valley. He holds no grudge in the film, including against his assailants (even the fascist Malibu police chief), and pleads for peace when Smokey’s toe goes over the line.

And lastly, just look at this blessed face. Is it not the mug of enlightenment?

Behold: The Kabbalah of the Big Lebowski. Yes, Really.
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Just ask Walter; when times get tough, there’s always heaven, er, bowling.

Of course, that’s just my opinion, man.

Christopher Nolan’s Quarter-Billion Question Mark

Tenet review: Christopher Nolan time-twister isn't as clever as it thinks -  CNET

The consensus is pretty clear: Tenet is a solid film.

The latest Christopher Nolan opus is a time-leaping thriller with a plot as convoluted as Inception and a look that’s just as polished. The movie earned a thumbs-up from three-quarters of the nation’s critics and earned positive reviews from 77% of America’s moviegoers, according to RottenTomatoes.com

It also cost a quarter-billion dollars.

That last point is a stickler for Hollywood, which is trying to make sense of the tea leaves left in the wake of the Labor Day opening for the film. Tenet was to be the litmus test of moviegoing since the pandemic.

“The movies are back!” Warner Bros. proudly exclaimed in advertising the film.

Moviegoers, however, were another matter. The film has made $30 million since its release, and more than $200 million overseas, bringing it near its production costs.

But in today’s Hollywood, a film needs to make about twice what it cost for the industry to consider it a success, much less a sequel. And it’s hard to see Tenet nearing the $500 million mark.

To be fair, Nolan’s film was facing an uphill battle since its release. Only 70% of the nation’s theaters are even open for business, and they can only accommodate 25% capacity due to social distancing.

In response to expectations, Warner Bros. has quit reporting daily box office for the movie — never a good sign. And they are, as expected, mum on how much they’re spending on their next tent pole picture, Dune, due December 18.

But clearly, summer 2020 was a graveyard for Hollywood films. And like the nation, U.S. theaters cannot be forced to open, even with as elegant a crow bar as Christopher Nolan.

Here’s hoping for better holiday tidings.