On the cusp of the most irrelevant Oscars in the modern era — and with theatrical moviegoing joining the Endangered Species list — Siskel & Ebert At The Movies has become nothing short of a beautiful anachronism, a glorious flashback to a Golden Era of film.
You remember that era: Movies played on big screens back then. And two newspaper reporters argued over them. Reruns of the shows are all over YouTube, and they’re worth repeat viewing.
As a kid, I always preferred Gene Siskel, the film critic for the Chicago Tribune. Later, I’d realize that Roger Ebert, the film critic for the Chicago Sun-Times, was the real novelty and driving force of the duo’s popularity. But being the son of a newspaperman, I knew the Tribune was a superior paper to the Sun-Times, so I usually sided with Siskel in their storied debates over whether thumbs should gesture up or down.
Of course, it was that showdown that made us avid viewers. And I’d argue that it was their city’s newspaper war that fed a genuine resentment for the other’s opinion — and made the show irresistible bottled lightning. And the lack of feuding news outlets is why we have never seen a worthy imitator.
Certainly, their Laurel and Hardy/Abbott and Costello physical differences created a natural punchline neither could predict. And their love of film seemed equalled only by their love of argument, and both were on equal display in At The Movies.
But their open hostility and disdain isn’t something you can act or rehearse. It comes from a very specific place: money; politics; religion.
And a newspaper war. Siskel and Ebert competed like two cop reporters working a homicide.
There was the time Ebert said Siskel should be ashamed of himself for liking Baby’s Day Out. Or the one where Siskel cracked that the reason Ebert liked Free Willy so much was because the portly critic could relate to the titular orca.
More important than their feuds, however, was their fandom. Ebert, in particular, was the beta version of a fanboy. He was Comic Con before there was a Comic Con. He was Tarantino before Tarantino (he actually wrote the sequel Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, a $900,000 movie that took in more than $7 million). As much as the show crackled when the men bickered, it sang when they gushed, as they did over some odd movies, like Swamp Thing, a cheesy monster flick both admitted enjoying.
Alas, tumors would eat them both alive: Siskel died of cancer at age 56; Ebert, the first film critic to win a Pulitzer Prize, would fall to the disease at age 70. RogerEbert.com remains a highly-regarded film site that employs scores of film critics.
But the Crossfireformat of the show would never recover in popularity after Siskel’s death. While Ebert invited critics on his show, which lasted years following Siskel’s passing, it was never the same. Guests tried to be argumentative, tried to put their passions on display.
But, like moviegoing itself, the news business finds itself in existential crisis. We stopped buying newspapers years ago, and going to a theater in a pandemic feels as about as safe as unprotected sex behind a needle exchange clinic.
Which makes their YouTube revival such a blessing — and a chance to once again save them an aisle seat.
The most newsworthy element of today’s Academy Award nominations was that these Oscars will be the most irrelevant in the modern era.
Need proof? Quick: Which film are you pulling for to win Best Picture?
As we begin to emerge from the pandemic, we’re going to see which businesses caught a nasty bout of COVID-19. In the case of the movies, the virus may prove fatal.
Certainly, theatrical moviegoing officially joined the Endangered Species list Monday: Note that not one nominated film was offered to the public in 2020. Instead, all are available through on-demand or streaming services.
That was a quick war. Only a couple years ago, streamers like Netflix, Amazon and Hulu fought over scraps in the Best Picture race, and no streaming film had ever won the top prize. Now, they are the top dogs.
And say what you will about snubs and surprises this year. The biggest stunner was the Best Picture dismissal of Tenet, the time-bending Christopher Nolan thriller of summer that was Hollywood’s only real attempt at getting butts in theater seats. Not only did the quarter-billion film struggle to make $50 million in the U.S., but the Academy shunned it as the year’s only avatar for old school film viewing: on a 20-foot screen and at a quarter a kernel.
Which makes this year’s show kind of meaningless. The Oscars have always been Hollywood’s final backslap of the year, and that self-congratulations won’t stop because of a silly thing like a pandemic.
But if you had no investment in going to the movies, how many people are going to want a show that serves as a tribute to that very act?
The pandemic has tested, again and again, what we can live without. The Oscars — and the struggling industry they represent — must pull a hero’s escape to prevent this Academy Awards show from turning into a closing credit.