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The Doctor Is Out

What if Hannibal Lecter had a therapist he didn’t eat?

That’s the premise of The Patient, a chilling new series from Hulu, which has become the most creative streamer in Hollywood. The network also produces Reboot, a terrific sendup of Hollywood’s branding frenzy. That gives them the two best shows on TV this fall.

And while Reboot is a little too derivative of 30 Rock, The Patient feels wholly original — outside the offshoot premise. Consider: When was the last time you saw a different serial killer? Why do they all look and act like Jeff Dahmer or Ted Bundy?

Patient Sam Fortner (Domnhall Gleeson) resembles neither. Sam is twitchy, dorky, and a Kenny Chesney nut, literally. He’s skinny and adolescent-looking, but tall and old enough to be menacing. He looks like he could be an angry incel. He looks like he could be a school shooter.

Scarier still, Sam knows he’s broken. He’s done his internet research. He knows he needs help — which makes it double the challenge. That, too, feels troublingly familiar.

Steve Carrell, who plays the hapless therapist, proved himself the best serious actor to emerge from the Daily Show troupe with the movie Little Miss Sunshine. Here, he’s Alan Stauss, a psychotherapist trying not to lose his mind after being abducted and chained in Sam’s basement.

Sam’s lone hostage demand: Cure me before I kill again, or it will be you. Oh, and his mom lives upstairs.

The show takes a skewering look at co-dependence, a unique take on serial killing. The good doctor has an imaginary therapist, a wayward son and gobs of uncertainty over his own professionalism, fathering and Jewishness, of all things. The show suggests co-dependence needs two active participants: One to play with the blade-edge of the knife; and one to say ’Don’t cut yourself.’

Also unique is its format. The show is darkly funny, but it is no comedy. Yet its runtime is sitcom-short, a half-hour with commercials. I don’t know of another half-hour crime drama. But that sounds about right.

The series sometimes challenges its own powers of disbelief suspension. The show lost some critics with a grown male protagonist so seemingly passive with his captor and captivity. The upstairs mom, afraid to turn in her own son, turned off others.

But unique crime fare is tough. And real-story abductions get a lot weirder than this one.

If you think you may be suffering from Procedural Fatigue and Zombie Viewing Syndrome, see your doctor immediately. Or don’t, if you’re thinking of abducting your physician.

Either way, The Patient is worth a session.

Drop The Needle, Then The Mic


The Royal Tenenbaums, left, and Baby Driver, needle drop classics

What do you do for living?

Not, “What do you do for a living?” The question is more precise. What is the thing you do most often in a day? Stare down a monitor? Type? Talk to strangers? Swing at golf balls? Watch TV?

I’d like to lie with something noble or dashing, like write or read or change minds or woo beauties. But the truth is, I listen to music more than any activity.

If I’m writing, music plays (I Got A Line on You by Spirit right now). If I’m driving, music plays. Same with showering, dressing, brushing my teeth, walking the dogs or pushing a vacuum. If I am still, I like my head spinning.

So I’m a sucker for a needle drop. Even if a movie is lousy, it rises to mediocre fare with the right needle drop (use of commercial music in a film or show).

Witness, Patch Adams. Awful by every metric, the Robin Williams film found a place in my heart with the deftly-placed CSN&Y tune Carry On/Questions. And what would Star Trek: Beyond be without the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage? God knows Battleship’s lone watchable scene needed AC/DC’s Thunderstruck to stay afloat. Baby Driver is a silly-ass movie, but its needle drops are so on the money it’s nearly a musical.

Still, it’s one thing to create lyrical art. Quite another to be a lyrical artist. Here, then, are the most deft needle droppers in Hollywood:

Paul Thomas Anderson

The Stanley Kubrick wannabe (and he almost is him) had Radiohead’s Johnny Greenwood score There Will Be Blood. The sublime Aimee Mann — his girlfriend at the time — wrote the tunes that waft Magnolia. But his finest needle drops came in Boogie Nights, particularly.

Wes Anderson

The Texas filmmaker dots all of his films — Moonrise Kingdom, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket — with tunes as eclectic as his wardrobes (he has all shirts and jackets tailored a half inch short to give the appearance of awkwardness). His crescendo performance was The Royal Tenenbaums.

Cameron Crowe

Crowe began his career as a rock and roll journalist, working for Rolling Stone magazine. He carries that rebel aesthetic to movies such as Singles and Vanilla Sky. His Stairway to Heaven, though, was Almost Famous, where he played, fittingly, homage to Led.

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Richard Linklater

He may portray slackers and lost souls, but Linklater works as hard as a rocker with a used guitar. He captures youth’s devotion to music in movies like School of Rock, Slacker and Boyhood. But nowhere does his Freaks & Geeks flag fly higher than in Dazed and Confused.

David O Russell

When he’s not screaming at actresses, Russell is perhaps the best needle dropper in the movie business. American Hustle, Three Kings and I Heart Huckabees were notable not only for their sardonic looks at the United States of Commerce, but their FM deejay vibes. None, though, can touch The Fighter, with its needle drops from the Stones to The Heavy to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Martin Scorsese

When all the other directors/show runners were just fitting into their big boy pants, Scorsese was dropping needles. While he favors jazz and classical music in movies like Taxi Driver and Raging Bull, he’s at his MC zenith in The Departed. He may overuse the Stones, but come on. It’s the Stones.

Zack Snyder

Snyder is known for occasionally making better soundtracks than movies. There are worse offenses in Hollywood. He peppers his superhero flicks with a lot of grunge, particularly Chris Cornell. If Watchman is too long for you — and it is long — having it on in the background is a little like asking Alexa to play music, but to smoke weed first.

Matthew Wiener

Wiener may be the master of needle drops in Hollywood, full stop. He was executive producer of The Sopranos, which, from theme song to final scene, is a lyrical odyssey of Homeric scale. THEN he topped it with Mad Men. Both are two of the greatest shows ever made. Mad Men, which spans the 1960’s, seems to have the key hit tunes from every year of that decade. It is a master class in Needle Droppage 101.

Brava! Encore!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROLINE!

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Anthony Hopkins’s letter to Bryan Cranston after watching Breaking Bad:

“Dear Mister Cranston.

I wanted to write you this email – so I am contacting you through Jeremy Barber – I take it we are both represented by UTA . Great agency.

I’ve just finished a marathon of watching “BREAKING BAD” – from episode one of the First Season — to the last eight episodes of the Sixth Season. [Editor’s note: There are in fact five seasons of Breaking Bad; this might have been wishful thinking.] (I downloaded the last season on AMAZON) A total of two weeks (addictive) viewing.

I have never watched anything like it. Brilliant!

Your performance as Walter White was the best acting I have seen – ever.

I know there is so much smoke blowing and sickening bullshit in this business, and I’ve sort of lost belief in anything really.

But this work of yours is spectacular — absolutely stunning. What is extraordinary, is the sheer power of everyone in the entire production. What was it? Five or six years in the making? How the producers (yourself being one of them), the writers, directors, cinematographers…. every department — casting etc. managed to keep the discipline and control from beginning to the end is (that over used word) awesome.

From what started as a black comedy, descended into a labyrinth of blood, destruction and hell. It was like a great Jacobean, Shakespearian or Greek Tragedy.

If you ever get a chance to – would you pass on my admiration to everyone — Anna Gunn, Dean Norris, Aaron Paul, Betsy Brandt, R.J. Mitte, Bob Odenkirk, Jonathan Banks, Steven Michael Quezada — everyone — everyone gave master classes of performance … The list is endless.

Thank you. That kind of work/artistry is rare, and when, once in a while, it occurs, as in this epic work, it restores confidence.

You and all the cast are the best actors I’ve ever seen.

That may sound like a good lung full of smoke blowing. But it is not. It’s almost midnight out here in Malibu, and I felt compelled to write this email.

Congratulations and my deepest respect. You are truly a great, great actor.

Best regards

Tony Hopkins.”