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An Open Letter to Banksy


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buy Latuda 40 mg online Dear Banksy,

The United States has always been a country defined by statues. We raise them, topple them, argue about them, and sometimes pretend they never existed. From Confederate generals to Martin Luther King Jr., bronze has been our nation’s strangest mirror.

Last week, a new reflection appeared on the National Mall: a gleeful tableau of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, hand in hand, mid-skip, a plaque underneath reading “In honor of Friendship Month.”

The piece was the work of a little-known artist collective calling itself The Secret Handshake. They called the statue Best Friends Forever, a 21st-century provocation in the same lineage as your Girl With Balloon or the day you shredded your own art at Sotheby’s.

It was placed directly across from the Capitol dome, that most American of backdrops, and it was gone almost as quickly as it came. The National Park Service declared it “non-compliant with its permit” and had it whisked away, like a magician sweeping evidence under a rug.

The choice of subjects was no accident. Trump, of course, is the sitting president, a man who insists on loyalty while dishing out none. Epstein, the convicted sex offender whose death in federal custody still spawns theories, is a specter Trump would rather forget. To pair them, mid-prance, was to take a chisel to the thin veneer of seriousness that Trump has always tried to lacquer over his public persona. The grin on those statues bit deeper than any editorial cartoon or campaign ad could.

And that is why this work matters. It cut through. It reached nerves. It reminded people that satire, especially sculpted satire, can sting harder than slogans. The Park Service may have carried the statues off, but not before cameras captured them, not before social media shared them, not before the image carved itself into the bloodstream of American political theater.

This is where you come in.

Banksy, you’ve made a career of puncturing power with wit and stealth. You don’t build monuments; you stage interventions. Your work thrives in the tension between permanence and disappearance. You know better than anyone that a piece doesn’t need to last in stone to last in memory.

Still, sometimes stone helps. Sometimes bronze makes the jab permanent.

The Secret Handshake has given you an opening. Their statue, for all its sudden impact, was fleeting. Imagine if it were multiplied — not in London, not in Paris, not in Bethlehem, but here, across the United States.

Imagine Best Friends Forever popping up in Miami, in Dallas, in Los Angeles, in the very places where Trumpism burns hottest. Each one a reminder, each one a provocation, each one a photograph waiting to circulate worldwide.

Would it draw outrage? Certainly. Would it be pulled down? Likely. But that is the point. In this country, the battle over monuments is also the battle over memory. We let Lost Cause generals stand for a century, rewriting our Civil War as noble.

Today, we risk a similar whitewashing of Trump, as though his reign were circus without consequence. Statues like this, satirical and biting, would etch a different story into the landscape.

The Secret Handshake did the hard part — the design, the fabrication, the guts to wheel it onto the Mall.

What they lack is the global reach, the mythic weight, the Banksy factor. That’s where you could turn a one-off protest into a nationwide campaign. You don’t need to sign your name. Your presence is implied in the audacity.

Art in America, especially political art, usually withers under the heat lamp of commerce. But every now and then, something pierces through. We need more of it, before the spin cycle of politics erases it.

So here’s the ask, Banksy: Help us remember. Help us laugh. Help us see what power wants us to forget. Erect these statues wherever you can. They will vanish, but the vanishing will be part of the work.

Because nothing gets under Trump’s skin like a mirror. And nothing reflects quite like bronze.

Sincerely,

A Friend in America

Open Letter to a Puppy: Ice Cream Man!


My apostrophes,

Some days won’t budge. Yesterday was one of them.

I tried the usual tricks: a hot shower with music too loud for neighbors, a scribble in the notebook that went nowhere, even the thought of a quick drive just to change the view.

None of it worked. The mood clung like static.

That’s when I thought of ice cream for some reason. I am not a dairy guy, even ice cream.

But yesterday the craving struck deep, and not just any ice cream: a Good Humor strawberry shortcake bar. The kind the ice-cream man sold in Detroit when I was a kid.

I hadn’t thought of those in years, but the memory rose whole; the bell, the truck, the sprint down the block with a bill sweating in my hand.

And I decided: fine. I’ll chase that memory. I’ll buy the ice cream bar. Hell, I am a grown man. I’ll buy TWO ice cream bars.

I told you, “Let’s go for a ride,” and both of you snapped into readiness. You leapt into the back without question or hesitation, and we were off.

We drove to the corner 7-Eleven. I left you both in the car. Your faces followed me through the glass.

Inside, straight to the freezer case, hand reaching before my brain caught up. I don’t remember how much they cost; they could have been 20 bucks a pop. I didn’t care.

What I do remember is the choice. The choice to do something small, concrete, and selfish.

When I stepped back outside, there you were. Jadie, with your deep mocha gaze; Charlie, your nose smudging the window, panting a grin.

And that’s when the mood cracked. I saw it plain: I don’t get to carry my bad days alone.

You depend on me. You look to me for steadiness, the way I used to look for that ice-cream truck. I’m your constant, and the weight of that is also the lift. You pulled me back without a word.

We drove home slower. We watched baseball. You ate every crumb that fell off the bars, licked both wrappers clean.

You only needed the moment. I needed the moment.

You didn’t just fix my day. You reminded me the ice-cream man still comes, if you’re willing to chase him.

Open Letter to A Puppy: The King Awaits


My exclamation points.

You may have noticed the new frame. Broad planks, low to the floor, stretching well beyond the mattress it holds.

Right now, our old queen perches there, a little island in the middle of a wooden sea. It looks less like a bed and more like a stage waiting for its star.

Tomorrow, if the truck shows, the king arrives. A mattress said to be so wide a man can stretch without fear of paws or tails pushing him to the brink. A mattress meant for space, for comfort, for the kind of sleep poets call “rest.”

But I know you two. You begin the night curled small, courteous as monks. Then dreams arrive, and with them, conquest.

Charlie lengthens across the diagonal like a fencer with a blade. Jadie, sunflower that she is, unfurls petal by petal until she holds half the bed in her bloom.

By morning, I am once again pressed to the rim, clinging like a cliff diver.

And yet, even as I daydream of space, I know better. Kings do not rule here. Packs do. What matters isn’t the width of the mattress but the weight of the bodies that choose to rest beside me.

So yes, pups, tomorrow we may find out what sleep in a king feels like. But tonight, on this undersized queen in an oversized frame, I already know what home feels like.

Love,

The dad on the edge