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What’s your favorite cuss word?

It says a lot about a person. Is it one of the original seven George Carlin said could not be spoken on television (shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits)? Is it quaint (ass or dammit, with two m’s)? Is it an epithet? And what do you use it for? To express anger? To express frustration? To express…yourself?

Mine is goddamn. I can still remember when the word was unofficially one of Carlin’s verboten. Well, the full word. The networks would let you get away with “damn.” But god forbid you add the unholy predicate.

So it automatically became my go-to phrase for anything that doesn’t go my way. My team lost? Goddamn. I screwed up my taxes? Goddamn. There isn’t syrup in every one of the squares of my waffle? Goddamnit!

Today, the word become even more precious to me when I stumbled upon this FactSlap: Latin had about 800 obscene words; English has only about 20.

Well goddamn.

Onward, FactSlaps!

  • A 2018 study of Hitler’s teeth, held in Moscow, claims to prove he died after taking cyanide and shooting himself in the head in 1945. Image result for hitler's teeth
  • The fastest a dolphin can swim near the surface is 33.5 mph.Image result for dolphin
  • Netflix is responsible for 15% of global Internet traffic.
  • About 20% of the world’s tech founders are immigrants, even though immigrants only make up about 4 percent of the world’s population.
  • In 1924, half the cars in the world were Fords.Image result for 1924 Ford
  • No one knows what Machu Picchu was used for, but some believe it was a royal estate or a secret ceremonial center.Image result for Machu Picchu
  • In 4 of the 5 largest cities in the U.S., it’s cheaper to rely on Uber than to own a car, a 2018 report found.
  • During WWII, Japan bombed China with fleas infected with Bubonic Plague.Image result for During WW2, Japan bombed China with fleas infected with bubonic plague.
  • Bart Simpson’s name is an anagram of BRAT. His full name is Bartholomew Jojo Simpson.Image result for bart simpson
  • Germany had highest numbers of asylum requests in 2015.
  • Elon Musk was ousted as CEO of PayPal because he insisted on switching from Unix-based infrastructure to Windows.Image result for elon musk
  • In 2004, Los Angeles planted a pine tree in memory of Beatle, George Harrison. Ten years later, it died of a beetle infestation.Image result for In 2004, Los Angeles planted a pine tree in memory of Beatle, George Harrison. Ten years later, it died of a beetle infestation.
  • There is a version of the Bible translated into Hawaiian Pidgin called ‘Da Jesus Book’.Image result for There is a version of the Bible translated into Hawaiian Pidgin called 'Da Jesus Book'.
  • Bill Gates continued to fly coach until 1997, when his net worth was already US$36 billion.
  • In more than half of U.S. cities, it is illegal for homeless people to sit or lay on the sidewalk.Image result for sit or lay on sidewalk

All Hail Concusso, the God of Football!

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In honor of the holiest of all Sundays, a FactSlap Super Bowl edition:

  • The first Super Bowl game was played on January 15, 1967, as a playoff between the AFL and NFL champions. The game was called the “World Championship of Professional Football.” Image result for The first Super Bowl game was played on January 15, 1967,"
  • No network footage exists of Super Bowl I. Apparently it was taped over for a soap opera. Image result for 1967 soap opera"
  • At every Super Bowl, two Lombardi trophies are present in the unfortunate event that one is accidentally destroyed in the celebrations.Image result for two Lombardi trophies"
  • Super Bowl day is the second-largest U.S. food consumption day, following Thanksgiving.
  • Mike Ditka and Tom Flores are the only two men to win a Super Bowl both as a player and a coach.Image result for Mike Ditka and Tom Flores"Image result for Mike Ditka and Tom Flores"
  • Each Super Bowl trophy is handcrafted by Tiffany & Co. master artisans at their workshop in Parsippany, New Jersey, and is valued at $12,500.
  • The lowest amount of points scored in a Super Bowl is 3, scored by the Dolphins in Super Bowl VI.
  • Each Super Bowl trophy takes approximately four months and 72 man-hours to create.
  • The name ‘Super Bowl’ came from AFL founder and Kansas City Chiefs owner Lamar Hunt. He had jokingly referred to the proposed interleague championship as the “Super Bowl” after seeing his daughter playing with a toy called a Super Ball. The ball is now on display at the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio.Image result for super ball"
  • The original Super Bowl XXXVI logo was re-designed following the September 11, 2001 attacks.Image result for The original Super Bowl XXXVI logo"
  • The Minnesota Vikings have played in four Super Bowls, but has never led a Super Bowl for even a single second.
  • Chuck Howley, the MVP winner from the 1971 Super Bowl, is the only player from a losing team to be named MVP.Image result for Chuck Howley, the MPV winner from the 1971 Super Bowl"
  • The last true day game (one which ended before local sunset) was Super Bowl XI in January 1977.
  • In 1978, both Randy White and Harvey Martin were co-winners of the MPV award.Image result for Randy White and Harvey Martin"
  • The only player to win a Super Bowl ring and an Olympic gold medal was Bob Hayes. He won the 100m at the 1964 Olympic Games, and was part of the winning Dallas Cowboys team of 1972.Image result for Super Bowl ring and an Olympic gold medal was Bob Hayes"
  • The record crowd at a Super Bowl game was 103,985 in 1980 at the Rose Bowl stadium.
  • In what is now known as the Philly Special, during the 2018 Super Bowl Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Nick Foles caught a touchdown pass, and became first player in Super Bowl history to both throw and catch a touchdown.

RIP, Black Mamba

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As the world mourns Kobe Bryant’s passing, let’s take a look back at the unforgettable and historic moments that made up his life.
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos

Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Vanessa Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Life In Photos
Kobe Bryant, Gianna Bryant
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