Category Archives: Muddled Musings

To The Fully Lived Life, Regardless of Span

Chronicling Your Life Fully Lived — Gitchi Adventure GoodsTo the mayfly, king of morsels. Some lifetime FactSlaps:

plaguily 10 shortest living animals in the world

10 Domestic rabbits, 8-12 Yearsdomestic rabbit

9.Guinea pigs, 4 Yearsguinea pig
8. Mosquitofish, 2 yearsmosquitofish

7. Chameleon, 1 Yearchameleons

6. House mouse, 1 yearmouse

5. Dragon Fly, 4 monthsdragonfly

4. Houseflies, 4 weeks housefly

3. Drone ants, 3 weeksdrone ant

2. Gastrotrichs, 3 days

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1. Mayflies, 24 hoursshortest living animals in the world

 

A Psalm of Life

Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.

Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.

Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way;
But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day.

Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.

In the world’s broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle!
Be a hero in the strife!

Trust no Future, howe’er pleasant!
Let the dead Past bury its dead!
Act,— act in the living Present!
Heart within, and God o’erhead!

Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time;

Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o’er life’s solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.

Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 

Never Trust an Atom; They Make Up Everything.

Creative Futuristic Digital Atom On Blue Background. Medicine ...

As we wait for science to save our hides (again), a FactSlap homage to the peer-reviewed art:

  • 41 new species are discovered by science every single day.Scientists discover antibody that can neutralize 2019-nCoV ...
  • Scientists finally concluded that the chicken came first, not the egg, because the protein which makes egg shells is only produced by hens.Which Came First? The Chicken or the Egg... Data Science Can Help ...
  • “Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia” is the scientific term for brain freeze.What Is Brain Freeze? | Live Science
  • The average number of readers of any given published scientific paper is 0.6.Half a Person - Drawception
  • A new scientific method called ‘toxineering’ turns venoms into painkillers.Toxineering' Makes Painkillers Out of Venom
  • Scientists have developed a way of charging mobile phones using urine.Charge Your Phone With Urine? - YouTube
  • Scientists can turn peanut butter into diamonds.Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones ...
  • Scientists have developed a microparticle filled with oxygen that can be injected into the blood stream, so we can live without breathing.7 Reasons to Watch the 1967 AQUAMAN Animated Series
  • A bolt of lightning is 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.11 Awesome Facts About Lightning - Kids Discover

 

 

If the Rule You Followed Brought You to This, of What Use Was the Rule?

Anton Chigurh Kills Farmer Remove the Chickens - No Country for ...

Before you inject Lysol into your veins, consider these unfortunate souls who also made poor life decisions…

And not the floor.

Better flood the basement and float out.

And DO NOT try the walnut log roll.

Which one did you get??

You don’t want to know what he rubbed on his ass.

Trump’s new immigration policy: attack pigeons.

Mrs. Buttermilk’s newest flavor, Soy Syrup.

Well the weather inside is frightful.

Nor does it treat coronavirus.