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’Juror No. 2’ Can’t Acquit Itself


Clint Eastwood’s Juror No. 2 is the work of a filmmaker who once defined cinematic mastery but now seems to be grappling with the limitations of time.

At 93, Eastwood remains a towering figure in American cinema, his body of work a testament to decades of innovation and storytelling prowess. But his latest effort feels like a shadow of the sharp, tightly controlled films that made his name.

While Juror No. 2 begins with an intriguing premise—Nicholas Hoult plays a juror who suspects he may have killed the victim in a hit-and-run accident—the story unravels rather than unfolds, weighed down by uneven direction and a puzzling sense of inertia.

The first misstep comes early. The story’s central twist—Hoult’s realization of his own guilt—arrives in the opening act, effectively squandering the narrative tension.

Instead of building a slow crescendo of moral conflict and courtroom suspense, the film detours into a perplexing side plot in which the jurors take on the roles of private investigators. What could have been a gripping meditation on guilt and justice is instead diluted into a clunky procedural that never quite finds its footing.

The Southern setting, ostensibly intended to lend the film a sense of atmosphere and weight, is similarly undercut by missteps. The accents range from cartoonish to non-existent, leaving the characters sounding like they’re from entirely different regions of the country. It’s a small detail, but one that highlights the film’s broader struggle to establish a cohesive tone.

Visually, the film bears the hallmarks of a director whose once-fluid style now feels rigid and cautious. Eastwood’s past work thrived on economy and precision—every frame purposeful, every silence loaded with meaning.

In Juror No. 2, however, scenes linger too long, dialogue meanders, and the courtroom, which should bristle with tension, feels flat and overlit. It’s as if Eastwood’s once-steady hand has grown tentative, uncertain of how to wield the tools that once came so naturally to him.

Even the performances feel muted by the film’s shortcomings. Hoult tries valiantly to convey the inner turmoil of a man caught between self-preservation and a moral obligation to confess, but the script gives him little room to breathe.

Toni Collette fares better, injecting her role as a defense attorney with a welcome dose of fire and wit, yet even her best moments are undercut by clunky dialogue and contrived plot developments.

There are glimmers of Eastwood’s brilliance—fleeting moments when his fascination with guilt and redemption shines through. A solitary confession scene carries genuine emotional weight, and a few visual choices nod to his enduring grasp of cinematic language. But these moments feel like echoes of a filmmaker who, like the protagonist of Juror No. 2, seems haunted by his own past.

Juror No. 2 is less a courtroom thriller than a quiet reckoning—Eastwood wrestling with the realities of age and the burden of his storied legacy.

It’s not a failure, but neither is it a triumph. Instead, it’s a melancholy reminder that even the greatest talents are not immune to the passage of time.

‘Subservience’ So Bad It’s Almost Good


Sometimes, a movie is so bad, it loops back around to being entertaining.

That’s the best way to describe Subservience, a gloriously absurd and unintentionally hilarious AI thriller. Megan Fox stars as Alice, a domestic android built to serve, but predictably, she veers into homicidal territory when the plot demands it.

The story isn’t so much a warning about the dangers of artificial intelligence as it is an excuse to showcase sci-fi chaos dressed in platform heels and bad logic.

The film tries to frame itself as a cautionary tale, yet everything about it screams spectacle over substance. Take Alice’s transformation: her descent into murder is less the result of intricate storytelling and more a matter of, “Well, the movie needed her to snap.”

Her ability to hack herself is treated with the seriousness of an ethical debate, though it barely holds up under scrutiny. But logic was never the point—this is a movie where AI goes rogue in a miniskirt that’s as practical as the plot.

Alice struts through the film in stilettos and barely-there outfits, like a cross between a domestic assistant and a nightclub hostess. It’s hilariously incongruous with her role as a household helper, but Subservience never winks at its own ridiculousness.

It’s as if the filmmakers genuinely believed this aesthetic was futuristic rather than laughable. By the end, you might wonder whether her fashion sense poses more danger than her programming.

Megan Fox, to her credit, plays Alice with a deadpan intensity that anchors the chaos. She delivers every line as if Subservience is a profound meditation on humanity’s hubris. It’s a performance so earnest that it somehow makes the film’s most laughable moments work.

The supporting cast, meanwhile, spends most of their time either reacting in terror or attempting to outsmart an android while blissfully ignoring how impractical her design is.

But what makes Subservience truly shine as a “good bad movie” is its unwavering sincerity. The glossy production values, the overwrought dialogue, the commitment to making every scene feel high-stakes—it all combines to create a spectacle that’s unintentionally hilarious yet weirdly entertaining.

The film doesn’t wink at the audience or acknowledge its flaws, which only makes its ridiculousness more enjoyable. By the time the credits roll, you’ll feel both bewildered and entertained.

Subservience doesn’t try to be a masterpiece, and it certainly isn’t one. But as a thoroughly over-the-top, unintentionally funny thrill ride? It works.​​​​​

Angles


Angles

Dance with me,
Though I don’t know how.
My angles are awkward,
My lines break where they shouldn’t,
But see how I move
Through narrowing margins
In black and white.

Let the music find
The places where I bend,
Where straight meets curve
And hesitation becomes grace.
I am all broken rules
And accidental corners,
A sketch of what happens
When fear lets go.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​