A Roze by Any Other Name is Still Misspelt

http://thehistoryhacker.com/wp-content/plugins/formidable/pro/js/ofc-library/ofc_upload_image.php As if the politica weren’t evidence enough, the case for spell-check:

crushed peppers container reading cruch papers
Even better than their other pizza topping, paperonly.
Cream cheese container reading "cheam creems"
Great on a bagel, but try the locks.
ketchup bottle reading ketchap
I get the duality of Man concept, but what about catsap?
fire extinguisher horribly mispelled
Break in case of excessive “X’s”
I go for the cramel lattay.
Shopping cart reading "garbich"
Hey, that’s recyclabchle!
Smoke alarm reading "smork alam"
Smorksy the Bear says only you can prevent alam abuse.
Spinach container reading "spinch"
Better than the ickberg lettuce.
Sprinkles container reading "ranibow sprimkle"
I think that pizza shop went into the ice cream biz.
Chicken nuggets container labeled "chicken nutguts"
Is that a fancy word for its balls?
Oatmeal container labeled "oatmeat"
I KNEW those vegans were full of shit.
Soap dispenser labeled "hand soup"
You should try their face salad.
Sign reading "scarmmbled eggs"
They all look so good. One Jelly Ass, please.
Sign reading "no smorking"
And no shit, no service.
Sign reading "dumsticks & thighs"
The smartsticks are better.
sign reading chocolate mouse
It really is the tastiest mammal.
Sign reading "belssed"
When God punks you.
Paper towel dispenser labeled "napkings"
I guess the pandemic made it royalty.
Milk dispenser labeled "skin milk"
Try the brain shake!
Mashed potatoes with a sign labeled "marsh potao"
Tastes a bit swampy.

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