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An Open Letter to Banksy


Dear Banksy,

The United States has always been a country defined by statues. We raise them, topple them, argue about them, and sometimes pretend they never existed. From Confederate generals to Martin Luther King Jr., bronze has been our nation’s strangest mirror.

Last week, a new reflection appeared on the National Mall: a gleeful tableau of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, hand in hand, mid-skip, a plaque underneath reading “In honor of Friendship Month.”

The piece was the work of a little-known artist collective calling itself The Secret Handshake. They called the statue Best Friends Forever, a 21st-century provocation in the same lineage as your Girl With Balloon or the day you shredded your own art at Sotheby’s.

It was placed directly across from the Capitol dome, that most American of backdrops, and it was gone almost as quickly as it came. The National Park Service declared it “non-compliant with its permit” and had it whisked away, like a magician sweeping evidence under a rug.

The choice of subjects was no accident. Trump, of course, is the sitting president, a man who insists on loyalty while dishing out none. Epstein, the convicted sex offender whose death in federal custody still spawns theories, is a specter Trump would rather forget. To pair them, mid-prance, was to take a chisel to the thin veneer of seriousness that Trump has always tried to lacquer over his public persona. The grin on those statues bit deeper than any editorial cartoon or campaign ad could.

And that is why this work matters. It cut through. It reached nerves. It reminded people that satire, especially sculpted satire, can sting harder than slogans. The Park Service may have carried the statues off, but not before cameras captured them, not before social media shared them, not before the image carved itself into the bloodstream of American political theater.

This is where you come in.

Banksy, you’ve made a career of puncturing power with wit and stealth. You don’t build monuments; you stage interventions. Your work thrives in the tension between permanence and disappearance. You know better than anyone that a piece doesn’t need to last in stone to last in memory.

Still, sometimes stone helps. Sometimes bronze makes the jab permanent.

The Secret Handshake has given you an opening. Their statue, for all its sudden impact, was fleeting. Imagine if it were multiplied — not in London, not in Paris, not in Bethlehem, but here, across the United States.

Imagine Best Friends Forever popping up in Miami, in Dallas, in Los Angeles, in the very places where Trumpism burns hottest. Each one a reminder, each one a provocation, each one a photograph waiting to circulate worldwide.

Would it draw outrage? Certainly. Would it be pulled down? Likely. But that is the point. In this country, the battle over monuments is also the battle over memory. We let Lost Cause generals stand for a century, rewriting our Civil War as noble.

Today, we risk a similar whitewashing of Trump, as though his reign were circus without consequence. Statues like this, satirical and biting, would etch a different story into the landscape.

The Secret Handshake did the hard part — the design, the fabrication, the guts to wheel it onto the Mall.

What they lack is the global reach, the mythic weight, the Banksy factor. That’s where you could turn a one-off protest into a nationwide campaign. You don’t need to sign your name. Your presence is implied in the audacity.

Art in America, especially political art, usually withers under the heat lamp of commerce. But every now and then, something pierces through. We need more of it, before the spin cycle of politics erases it.

So here’s the ask, Banksy: Help us remember. Help us laugh. Help us see what power wants us to forget. Erect these statues wherever you can. They will vanish, but the vanishing will be part of the work.

Because nothing gets under Trump’s skin like a mirror. And nothing reflects quite like bronze.

Sincerely,

A Friend in America

Kimmel’s Komeback


Jimmy Kimmel returned to late night Tuesday with a monologue that turned a corporate suspension into a cultural statement. And ratings gold.

Six days away created a storm. ABC pulled him after his remarks on Charlie Kirk’s killing. The FCC chair weighed in. Nexstar and Sinclair affiliates cut the signal. Disney pressed pause. The moment showed how regulators, corporations, and affiliates move when a voice carries weight.

Kimmel came back ready. He delivered sharp jokes, then sharpened them further into argument. He said satire belongs at the heart of conversation. He showed that comedy holds power when it unsettles authority.

The night carried theater as well as teeth. Robert De Niro appeared as a parody FCC chair, telling America to gently shut the fuck the up.

Kimmel offered his answer in action. He placed himself firmly in the tradition of comics who jab at the powerful and absorb the hits. His laughter became the counterpunch.

The return made three points plain:

  • Power reveals itself through pressure—federal warnings, corporate retreats, affiliate boycotts.
  • Comedy gains strength from resistance. Every pushback confirms the reach of a joke.
  • Precedent carries forward. Kimmel’s stance will influence how future hosts and networks respond.

The comeback also highlighted the shape of the media landscape. Disney showed how quickly it bends when pressure mounts. Affiliates continue to withhold the show. The FCC signals more scrutiny ahead. Each move frames the next round of this fight.

For viewers, though, Tuesday gave something larger: a reminder of comedy’s civic role. A monologue can sting. A punchline can frame debate.

Kimmel’s return placed late night back in the current of national conversation. His show carried urgency. His voice carried weight. His jokes carried both risk and reward.

For one night, the desk looked alive again.

And that’s where comedy belongs—alive, restless, and right in the middle of the fight. Short of Kimmel quitting on stage, it made for real TV drama.