Monthly Archives: May 2025

If Disney Ran Things

In 1968, researcher John B. Calhoun conducted a famous experiment called “Universe 25,” where he created a “mouse utopia” with unlimited food, water, and no predators. Initially, the mouse population grew rapidly, but as it became overcrowded, their social behavior deteriorated.

Mice began forming aggressive cliques, mothers abandoned or attacked their young, and some mice became isolated and apathetic.

Even though resources remained abundant, reproduction eventually stopped entirely, and the population collapsed to extinction.

Calhoun described the phenomenon as a “behavioral sink,” suggesting that social breakdown, not material scarcity, led to the collapse.

Valley Hymn

Valley Hymn

They laugh
when I say I like it here—
like I’ve confused heat with holiness.

But there’s something
about a place that doesn’t lie.
The Valley never pretends.
It just spreads itself—
wide, cracked, sweating—
beneath a sky that doesn’t give a damn.

It’s in the way the sun leaks
down the liquor store wall at 6:42 p.m.,
in the power lines
holding hands across boulevards.

Out here,
no one chases dreams.
They work beside them.
The dreams drive for Instacart.
They sell roofing.
They play synth in a band
still deciding what to call itself.

God lives
in the hum of a laundromat on Tuesday afternoons.
No one notices.

Keep your oceans.
The Valley doesn’t need a view.
It is one—
burned and aching and alive.
All blister and bloom.

Sign Language

Remember how you hated Faberge eggs?

When you give kittens their own TikTok accounts.
Though it could spill into the weekend.
Stupid fortune cookie. I don’t even own a crossbow.
Mississippi bidet