Charlie: Jadie! Jadie! Are you awake?!

Jadie: I will kill you where you were supposed to be sleeping. What time is it?

Charlie: What’s time?! The sun’s up! Isn’t it beautiful?!

Jadie: Smother you. I’ll just smother you.

Charlie: C’moooooooonnnnn! Let’s see if those dogs are still in the pool!

Jadie: That’s your reflection, dummy. While you’re asleep. In the nanosecond you sleep.

Charlie: We could go outside! Or for a ride!! Want half a bug?

Jadie: Shouldn’t you be playing with a ziplock bag? Or matches?

Charlie: I think pop is still in bed! Do you think pop is still in bed?!

Jadie: I think he’s going to be looking for a new dog if you don’t calm the hell down. How many times do I have to say it? Be less.

Charlie: Did I tell you I almost caught my tail yesterday! Damn coward!

Jadie: Or I could smear some wet dog food on the electrical sockets.

Charle: Oh boy! Dog food! 

Jadie: Zzzzzzzzzzaaapppp.

(Sound of door opening)

Charlie and Jadie:

MORNING DAD!!!