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Deja Viewed: The Big Lebowski
In an early draft of the script The Big Lebowski, Jeff Lebowski was supposed to be the heir of the inventor of the Rubik’s Cube. Instead, the Coen Brothers settled on the son of God.
More than two decades after its release, Lebowski has become something of its own cult. Aside from the innumerable quotes that really tie the room together, Joel and Ethan Coen’s 1998 comedy has birthed dozens of fan clubs, a Lebowski-fest and even a religion, Dudeism. The website describes its mission and requirements to get ordained (for free):
An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh…lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap.
The Jewish Telegraph, citing character Walter Sobchak, said the film was a legitimate Judaic teaching tool and called the it one of “the greatest ever Jewish films.”
Which makes sense, given that, on re-viewing, it’s clear that Jeff Lebowski is one of the greatest ever Jews: Jesus Christ.
This would hardly be new ground for the Coens. From ‘O Brother, Where Art Thou? to A Serious Man to Fargo Season 2, the directors make no secret of the Abrahamic influences on their work. And it sure seems like the Coens must have asked each other: What would it look like if Jesus returned to Earth in the San Fernando Valley, and didn’t know he was Jesus?
Consider the messianic references:
- The first time we meet Lebowski, he is in a robe and sandals.
- He is wrongly persecuted.
- Feet play a significant role in the film.
He turns the other cheek — literally — when he’s punched in the face.
- He tries his hand at carpentry.
At minute 48, note how he gazes up through the sunroof. Does anyone gaze with such wonder through a sunroof?
It’s unclear how he makes money, but he can afford a place with cathedral ceilings.
- He bears witness to false prophets.
- He apparently has a guardian angel with supernatural knowledge, such as Lebowski’s pending child.
- He goes by many titles, including His Dudeness.
- His nightmare involves circumcision.
As for Dude’s crude language (“fuck” is used 260 times) and pot use, remember Lebowski doesn’t know his own holiness, and the Stoner Way is simply what he learned from growing up in the Valley. He holds no grudge in the film, including against his assailants (even the fascist Malibu police chief), and pleads for peace when Smokey’s toe goes over the line.
And lastly, just look at this blessed face. Is it not the mug of enlightenment?
Just ask Walter; when times get tough, there’s always heaven, er, bowling.
Of course, that’s just my opinion, man.