Today’s journalism lesson comes from HB correspondent Earl Troglin. The topic: redundant sentencing.

And a peanut shell or two.

You should see the hamburgers. The size of Buicks.

On a separate note, ice is cold.

But when is reading time?

Risks include cartoon visual effects.

But the penthouse IS in the basement.

And for god’s sake, don’t spin.

And do not eat the fire.

Well duh. It’s a pinball machine.

Except to tunnel out of the office building.

What’s your data?

Why did you ruin the ending?