Monthly Archives: June 2019

Mother of Exiles

 

The New Colossus

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

Emma Lazarus — November 6, 1883

Postscript: Two days ago, a publishing company in New Brunswick, Canada, terminated its contract with cartoonist Michael de Adder after a drawing he did of President Donald Trump standing over the bodies of two drowned migrants went viral on social media. After much non-signifying sound and fury of the “right,” many outlets removed the cartoon, just as they de-imaged after 12 cartoonists at Charlie Hebdo were slaughtered for cartoons of Muhammad, including the one below. 

Fuck that.  If you’re not exercising your First Amendment rights, give them to someone who will.

Better Left Unwritten

 

Today’s journalism lesson comes from HB correspondent Earl Troglin. The topic: redundant sentencing.

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And a peanut shell or two.

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You should see the hamburgers. The size of Buicks.

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On a separate note, ice is cold.

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But when is reading time?

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Risks include cartoon visual effects.

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But the penthouse IS in the basement.

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And for god’s sake, don’t spin.

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And do not eat the fire.

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Well duh. It’s a pinball machine.

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Except to tunnel out of the office building.

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What’s your data?

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Why did you ruin the ending?

Summer’s in Bloom

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In honor of the summer solstice — and my getting off my lazy ass to do a FactSlap column — we bring you these tidbits from the solar system we call home:

  • It takes the solar system about 240 million years to complete one orbit of the galaxy.Image result for It takes the solar system about 240 million years to complete one orbit of the galaxy.
  • The sun accounts for about 99.86% of the total mass of the solar system.
  • Earth is the only place in the solar system where water can be present in its three states: solid, liquid and vapor.Image result for the earth
  • Earth is the only place in the solar system where a total solar eclipse can happen.
  • Neptune has the strongest winds in the solar system: 1,304 mph. Image result for neptune
  • If an atom were as big as the solar system, a neutrino would as small as a golf ball.
  • Sweden has the largest scale model of the solar system in the world. It is in the scale of 1:20 million and stretches 590 miles across the country.Related image