You know Trump is reaching for catch-phrases when his minions can’t echo them.

Earlier this week, he tweeted this doozy — three times:

Later, at an impromptu press conference with Kellyanne Conway, CNN’s Abby Phillip asked about the wall’s dwindling popularity in polls. In response, Kellyanne went Kellykuckoo:

“And so why would that be the question, why is that a good question?” Conway asked. “I’m asking you why you’re still saying wall when the president has said, I’m asking why you and the polling questions respectfully are still saying wall when the president said you can call it whatever you want. Call it steel slat barriers…”

“He calls it a wall as well, Kellyanne,” Phillip responded, adding “this morning, he said it as a new slogan when he called it a wall.”

“Yes it’s a great slogan, build a wall and crime will fall, we know that’s true,” Conway said.

“So why can’t we call it a wall when he calls it a wall?” Phillip asked.

“Right, he calls it a wall, steel slat barrier, physical barrier, anything,” Conway said, then asked what Democrats called it when they “voted to renovate the existing wall.”

How about this for a slogan: “Check the borders of your mental disorders?”

And, for something less off-kilter, Slapfacts:

• There is a strip club in Ontario, Canada that doubles as a church on Sunday.
• Since its creation in 2006, the United Nations Human Rights Council has resolved almost more resolutions condemning Israel than on the rest of the world combined.
• Shturmovshchina is Russian for working frantically to meet a deadline, having not done anything for the last month.
• Juries in the U.S. are often 12 in number as that was the number of Christian Apostles.
• The sign for the female sex (♀) represents the hand mirror of Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of beauty.
• In Ancient Rome, women donated their hair for use as military catapult elastic.