I Am Whistleblower.

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The HollywoodBowles

1234 Fake Street
Springfield
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Haltom City Nancy Pelosi
SPEAKER, House of Representatives
90 7th Street, #2800
San Francisco, CA 94103

Dear Speaker Pelosi,

First off, let me say what an honor it is to write to you. Longtime listener, first time writer-inner. As a diehard fan of the dinner theater that has become American politics, your program is my favorite of the reality shows — including Vanilla Ice Goes Amish!Image result for vanilla ice goes amish

Secondly, I’d like to compliment you on your timing regarding the Trump Impeachment Inquiry. While blowhards like myself and other cackling hens squawked for impeachment, you sat quietly, perhaps knowing Donnie Doofus would step in it soon enough. We were apes around the watering hole while you fashioned a weapon from bone. Image result for 2001 dawn of manI’ve been entertained, as perhaps you have, by newscasters puzzling over what changed in polls to drive a majority of Americans toward impeachment.
I’m hearing lots about the Ukraine. Lots about the president’s flaunting of the law finally wearing on American nerves. What I’m not hearing much of is what affect your calling for an inquiry had on the process, and the public view of it. We always hear about the Trump fanbase. But there’s a Pelosi fanbase, too. You just don’t hear much about it, because we’re reasonable. But know you represent us a lot more than Agent Orange.Image result for trump impeachment
Which brings me to my second point. Trump has, in effect, proclaimed a Jihad on the whistleblower. Did you hear what the LA Times captured at his recent rally? That the whistleblower should be dealt with as a treasonous spy?

Trump has already ginned up his base and FOX News with his theatrical rhetoric. Speaker Pelosi, it’s time to theatricate back. I’m not sure if that’s a word, but it should be. Anyway, the point is this: One good theatrical turn deserves another. May I suggest this:
Go Spartacus on their asses.Image result for kubrick spartacus
You remember Spartacus. That 1960 historical epic about the slave leader who faced down the Romans. Even if you haven’t seen it, you surely remember the iconic scene in the Kubrick film, when fellow slaves pronounced “I am Spartacus!” to protect their champion’s identity.
Isn’t it time we did the same for the Ukraine whistleblower?
By all accounts, he or she not only followed the spirit of the law, but the letter of it as well. Contemporaneous notes. Multiple sources. Lawyers hired. Insider knowledge made public so our country’s elections are not tampered with. Again. Even the Inspector General, a Trump appointee, could find no holes in the complainant’s account, paperwork or allegations. Most importantly, the witness has agreed to speak publicly about the case. That alone is bravery worth noting, which you have thoroughly done.Image result for who is the whistleblower in the white house
So why not a step more? Why not get every Democrat to pronounce to the press, ‘I am whistleblower.’ Challenge the pitchforks.
The person deserves at least that. Already, you can see the Trump strategy to further claim pious outrage. He has referred to himself as “the chosen one.” He has stated that anyone who votes Democrat is Anti-Semitic. And now he is trying to frame an observer to his malfeasance. This is Trump trying once again to Judas an innocent.Image result for judas
Don’t be silenced by zealots, Madame Speaker.
I am whistleblower.  All true Americans are.
My two squawks.

Isn’t It Rich?

Joker trailer

Joker may be the most anti-comic comic-book movie ever set to film. Violent, grim and deliriously unconcerned with superhero tradition, Joaquin Phoenix’s rubber-bodied portrayal of Batman’s arch nemesis has, like Heath Ledger’s performance before him, permanently altered the definition of a comic-book villain.

Directed by Hangover and Old School veteran Todd Phillips, Joker is a superhero story as might have been imagined by Travis Bickle, and this fractured entry into the DC Comic Universe is by far the most deranged installment yet. Joker feels as informed by Taxi Driver and Network as by DC Comics, and that’s the joy of the 70’s-infused origins story; It dovetails nicely with the DC Universe, but never quite feels borne of it.Image result for taxi driver movie

Joaquin Phoenix is the titular character, Arthur Fleck, an odd, lonely guy who lives at home with his mother (a wan Frances Conroy) he love-hates. Arthur works for a grimy rent-a-clown business, and nothing ever goes right for him. That’s clear from the moment we meet him: spinning signs in downtown Gotham he gets jumped by a mob of punks.

As Arthur’s decline continues, he gets angrier and more isolated as the world’s saddest punching bag. When Gotham’s social services close down, Arthur learns he can no longer receive counseling there, or get his meds. (He carries around a little laminated card that he holds out whenever he laughs inappropriately, which reads, “Forgive my laughter, I have a brain injury.”) The one bright spot of his dreary life is watching a Johnny Carson-style talk-show host, Murray Franklin (Robert De Niro), on television. Arthur dreams of being a stand-up comic and someday being on the show. Like Bickle, Fleck will eventually get his wish, but not before a dramatic transformation.Image result for robert de niro joker

As you’d expect, Arthur’s downhill slide continues. He’s beaten up by a group of drunken Wall Street suits and draws a gun on them that he got from a co-worker (another Taxi Driver nod). Before long, Arthur becomes an Occupy Wall Street-style vigilante folk hero representing working stiffs tired of corporate manipulation. He inspires the masses to don clown masks, march in the streets and carry “Kill the Rich!” placards as they face off against city authorities.

All the while, the movie paints a painfully human portrait of Arthur, another break from superhero tradition. Arthur may have found a neighbor love interest, played by Zazie Beetz, but it could all just be in Arthur’s mind. So, too, may be his suspicion that he’s more a part of the Bruce Wayne’s family tree than he once thought. But in the mess that is Arthur’s brain, reality is always a guess at best.

Some scenes in Joker can’t help but fall into the trope-blender of all superhero films, and Batman fans will surely take exception to the re-writing of some age-old Caped Crusader canon. But Phillips and Phoenix are clearly unconcerned with Dark Knight conventions (or breaking from them), and the climactic scene of Arthur nearing his big TV break builds much the same tense dread of Bickle’s inevitable showdown with pimps and drug dealers. If Dark Knight left you asking it to send in more clowns, there’s no such worry with Joker. They’re already here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMQPeovhP7w

 

When the Moon Hits Your Eye

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In the Shadow of the Moon is the sum of many parts that don’t quite add up. Part crime noir, part action film and part sci-fi adventure, Moon resembles The Terminator cross-pollinated with Seven, yet never quite matching either film’s punch.

Director Jim Mickle has balanced genres before, with standout movies including Cold in July and We Are What We Are. But an odd hodgepodge film like this needs a charismatic anchor as versatile as its subject matter, and Boyd Holbrook, while an apt lantern-jawed protagonist, doesn’t quite have the nerve and ambition of his material.

Holbrook (Logan, Narcos, The Host) plays Tom Lockhart, a Philadelphia cop whose life forever changes on a night in 1988. Just before his pregnant wife (Rachel Keller) goes into labor, Tom stumbles upon one of the strangest cases in the history of the city of brotherly love. A concert pianist, bus driver and fry cook all die at the exact same time, their brains literally oozing out of their eyes, ears, and mouths. All have puncture wounds at the backs of the necks and a suspect soon surfaces, a young black woman in a blue hoodie (Cleopatra Coleman). Lockhart and his partner (Bokeem Woodbine) soon track the woman, who seems to know a good deal about Tom, including that his wife is about to have a baby girl. Image result for in the shadow of the moon netflix bokeem

After what appears to be a violent end to a strange story, Moon jumps ahead to 1997, when it appears  a copycat is repeating the same crimes as nine years earlier. But what if it’s not a copycat? What if it’s the same person as in 1988, brought back on the nine-year-cycle of the blood moon? Every nine years, Lockhart goes deeper down the criminal rabbit hole of a case that may hold the future of our entire civilization. Now playing a criminal hunter instead of fugitive, Michael C. Hall also stars, portraying a cop whose job appears to be to call Lockhart crazy every nine years in his thickest Philly accent.

While Moon occasionally strikes procedural gold (it often looks like an updated version of Zodiac), Holbrook and Mickle take the story so seriously it never gets time to romp in the cinematic playground that is b-movie sci-fi. If anything, the closer that Holbrook and Mickle get to the core of the case — that someone is injecting victims with a parasitic isotope — the more dull the case becomes.The problem is that Moon makes little effort to keep its viewers mystified, so the audience isn’t going to be nearly as blown away as Mickle and screenwriters Gregory Weidman and Geoffrey Tock seem to assume we’ll be.Image result for zodiac movie

Part of the movie’s stumbles are due to pacing. The film, which is two hours long, hopscotches through five different time periods that are spaced nine years apart (1988, 1997, 2006, 2015, and 2024). In each time frame we learn a little bit more about what’s happening, and every new revelation seems more far-fetched than the previous. While there is tragedy along the way (Locke has to raise his daughter by himself), that doesn’t substitute for character development. Holbrook isn’t a bad actor, but he’s called only to don more stringy and bedraggled hair as time marches forward, and the aesthetic change doesn’t suffice for an emotional one. None of the movie’s performances are bad; but none particularly stand out, either.

The conspiracy, ultimately, is all about race, and there’s a mad scientist (Rudi Dharmalingam) bent on erasing centuries of hate. But even topicality can’t save this Netflix project from expositional bloat. In the Shadow of the Moon’s title is meant to make a larger statement about reversing the cycles of racism. And the film is pointedly proud of being woke. You, however, may not be by the time the credits roll.