‘You Were God’s Favorite Creature, But You Never Had A Future’


Less time separates humans from Tyrannosaurus rex than separated T. Rex from stegosaurus.

Cremona Compared to dinosaurs, humans have occupied only a speck on the timeline of Earth’s history. Modern humans appeared on the stage 200,000 years ago (up to 7 million years ago if you include the whole human family), while dinosaurs roamed the globe for about 165 million years. Despite the large span of time stretching across three distinct geologic periods (Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous), many people view the “Age of the Dinosaurs” as a monolithic moment in history when dinosaurs all lived together. In fact, more time separates stegosaurus and Tyrannosaurus rex than separates modern humans from “the King of the Dinosaurs.” 

Stegosaurus roamed what’s now modern-day North America during the late Jurassic period, about 155 million to 145 million years ago. Although it didn’t live alongside the ferocious T. rex, its contemporary, the allosaurus, was also a nightmare of powerful teeth. T. rex didn’t arrive on the scene until some 68 million years ago, during the late Cretaceous — a difference of some 80 million years. So while a comfortable 66 million years separate humans from the dinosaur’s dramatic, likely asteroid-induced downfall, the stegosaurus and T. rex lived even farther apart. This startling fact doesn’t even take into account Triassic dinosaurs, such as herrerasaurus and eoraptor, which are twice as chronologically distant from the T. rex as stegosaurus is. Turns out, the “Age of the Dinosaurs” is much more complex than its name suggests.

The Intrinsic Path


We are all born with intrinsic paths.

The intrinsic path is made only of things you love. Publicly, privately, proudly, shamefully. The intrinsic path is your passion, your wheelhouse, your jam. Yours. You lose track of time on the path, or you find what I hear is called flow-state.

It doesn’t matter what that activity is. Even if it’s stupid as hell. Especially if it’s stupid as hell. The important thing is to know what it is, and that it is there. To identify it and say aloud to the back of your mind: ‘I love this, goddamnit. And I will gravitate toward it.’

Only rule is intrinsic paths do not interfere with other intrinsic paths.

What does your path look like?

Mine is littered with silly, simple things: dogs and magic tricks and writing and gadgets and jawbreakers. Perhaps in that order.

Maybe it’s a health thing. When I caught diabetes in 1979, I made a few “When I’m grown up” promises to myself on the gurney bed:

  • I will never go hungry again.
  • I will buy every toy I ever wanted.
  • I will eat jelly beans for dinner.

So, for a bit, that was my road. The great thing about intrinsic paths is that you decide what goes on it, what comes off it, what was never there to begin with. The intrinsic path is as malleable as you are, because it is you.

What promises did you make to yourself as a kid? That’s the cement of your intrinsic path.

Now please pass that tub of Jelly Bellies. I know they’re just gelatin and compost, but I’m a sucker for the Buttered Popcorns. Tastes just like it!