Tag Archives: Parkland

Why the Parkland Sentence Was Correct

They say once you see an execution, you won’t support the death penalty. Maybe they’re right. But not for the reason they think.

I have witnessed an execution, and I oppose the death penalty. Not because it’s too severe. It is too light a punishment.

The parents and relatives of the 17 killed in a Parkland, Fla. high school do not agree. They are devastated and baffled that shooter Nikolas Cruz received life in prison instead of the death penalty. They want to see Cruz die. Perhaps they believe it will bring closure. Perhaps they’re right.

But that’s no reason to execute. If anything, the nature of America’s mass slayings mandates that society’s most venomous NOT be “punished” the same way we would put down a beloved pet with a terminal illness.

If the purpose of law enforcement is to punish, criminals should face the two inescapable burdens of taking life: time and memory. Putting a mass killer into an anesthetized sleep before death is about as kind as you can treat barbarity. I should go out so blissfully.

In 1987, Ronald Gene Simmons killed 16 relatives and co-workers in Arkansas. At the time, it was the largest mass slaying in U.S. history. During the trial, which I covered, Simmons offered no defense, punched the prosecutor in the face, and said he was fine with the death penalty handed down. He filed no appeals and was scheduled for execution faster than any murderer since Ted Bundy. The family members still living were pacified, and showed up for the lethal injection.

Ronald Gene Simmons and his murdered children.


I was one of two reporters assigned to witness the execution (the Associated Press was the other).

When they opened the curtains to the execution chamber, Simmons was already on the gurney, his arms strapped akimbo. A guard/attendant stood at Simmons’ side. The “executioner” stood hidden behind a secured door, where he would push a button that would deliver the anesthesia. That would put Simmons into a deep sleep. Then he would push another button, which would deliver the poison.

It took about five minutes for Simmons to die, and it looked exactly like my dog Teddy’s death. Steady breathing, then nothing. Exactly as Simmons wanted.

I know this because Simmons made his preferences clear. Back then, Arkansas’ death row inmates got two choices: What they’d like for a final meal and how they’d like to die. In its huckleberry wisdom, Arkansas let you choose your execution style: firing squad; electric chair; or lethal injection.

Simmons chose a swabbed, sterile injection. Kinda like outpatient surgery. The warden, who had been waiting for midnight to arrive, asked Simmons if he had any last words.

“Justice delayed is justice denied,” Simmons said. Nothing more.

The warden nodded his head. There was an audible click, like an electric generator had been turned on.

Simmons did not kick, did not writhe, did not indicate any suffering whatsoever. Steady breathing, then gone. Like Teddy.

During and after the execution, there were no gasps, no cries, no sighs of relief that the nightmare was over. No righteous indignation from survivors. No exclamations of ’That’s for my baby!’

If anything, capital punishment is as anti-climactic as a sit in a doctor’s waiting room. And about as righteous. No one claimed Simmons body, which was buried in a potter’s field behind the penitentiary.

A year later, we did a story on the aftermath of the killings. Not one relative I reached expressed satisfaction at the way he went out. One said she wished Simmons instead had to worry about bad dreams and prison showers for the rest of his natural life, a very different position than the one she held 12 months ago.

Which is about where I stand. To those who think death with anesthesia is the ultimate punishment for capital crimes, I ask: For whom? If you had a choice between spending your remaining days in a 15 x 15 cell or taking the painless exit door, which would you choose? And that doesn’t count conventional arguments against the death penalty, like cost and efficacy.

Nothing can repay what was taken on Valentine’s Day, 2018 at Parkland High. But giving monsters a hall pass from memory, consciousness and repercussion is an escape hatch they never gave their victims.

Well a Hush Fell Over the Pool Room…

Editor’s note: The serendipity of the calendar demands this. We just wanted to wish everyone a happy and peaceful Easter, celebrating the resurrection of Jesus from the dead.
April Fools!

 

My mom tried to skateboard once.

Well, “tried” might be a generous term. So might “skateboard.”

In truth, she stepped on the board the way someone would step on a sidewalk crack. We were living in Detroit, she saw me rolling up and down the drive, and thought, I presume, “How difficult can it be if a 10-year-old can do it?”

But when mom stepped up, the board skittered out from under her, rolling down the driveway and landing mom square on her ass. She hobbled into the house, probably cursing kids today, and never got on a board again. But she also likely never forgot: Set, then go. Set, then go.

The same can’t be said for Laura Ingraham and her SS comrades at Fox News, a network that’s adopting the same mystifying politicking strategy as the GOP: attack a demographic.

She began with Dreamers, who she said should be in front of the firing squad for DACA’s failures. Then she took aim at Parkland survivors, who she said had neither the experience nor maturity to discuss adult matters (like guns and DACA?). Then, perhaps intoxicated by free-range chickenshittery, she  hammered one of the Parkland kids on Twitter for his rejection from several colleges.

“David Hogg Rejected By Four Colleges To Which He Applied and whines about it. (Dinged by UCLA with a 4.1 GPA…totally predictable given acceptance rates),” she keystroke-belched.

Aside from her capitalization problem, the attack was a stumper. Normally, Fox and Fiends go after races and genders. Why would anyone think it prudent to take a bead on a demographic — that’s about to come of legal age, no less? Are we really taunting kids over rejection letters? Is this the swamp or the drain?

It suggests a larger dilemma for the GOP, which finds itself on the wrong side of the three big G’s of politics: god, gays and guns. Millennials already constitute the highest percentage of atheists in American history. What high schooler does not know a gay or transgender classmate? And we know how they feel about AR-15s; the gun debate is over, even if the legal wrangling is not. There’s a reason a Republican presidential candidate hasn’t won the popular vote in an election since 2004: They’re not popular.

Kids like popular. And first impressions matter.

And finally, to Miss Ingraham, who has proved a fine substitute anus for the departed Bill O’Reilly (Tucker Carlson was a ratings disappointment, perhaps because he looks like he’s always trying to stifle a fart).

She had softened her tone by Saturday afternoon, tweeting “Any student should be proud of a 4.2 GPA —incl. @DavidHogg111. On reflection, in the spirit of Holy Week, I apologize for any upset or hurt my tweet caused him or any of the brave victims of Parkland.”

But there’s no saving the crow you had to eat. In response to Ingraham’s first insult, Hogg did something slyly brilliant: He tweeted links to Ingraham’s dozen sponsors, nine of whom pulled the financial plug. The sponsors may eventually return, but Parkland again schooled adults on mature behavior.

And fucking with the wrong people. Coming after kids on Twitter is like challenging a Comic-Con fanboy to a Star Wars trivia contest. When mom took that spill, she did what kids are waiting for other adults to do: act like one. She was done with boarding, but she wasn’t about to ban it. Nor was she going to grab it to challenge Tony Hawk to an X-Games skate-off.

Laura: Set, then go. Set, then go.

Away.

 

“Only don’t tell me you’re innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.”

 

Man, Donald Trump must suck at movie trivia.

He clearly doesn’t remember much of The Godfather II.  The series has provided reams of classic quotes in film lore, including making offers that cannot be refused. In the sequel, Michael Corleone gave one as equally memorable:

“My father taught me many things here. He taught me in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” (While some scholars attribute an abridged version to the Chinese general Sun Tzu in the sixth century BC, there are no published sources yet found which predate its use in Francis Ford Coppola’s 1974 script).

Somehow, this is what Trump heard:

“My father teached me a lot, like to make close enemies of your friends.”

How else to explain his latest case of Tweetarrhea, a particularly severe bout of the intellectual runs? Over the weekend, he managed to pound yet another nail in the coffin of his relationship with law enforcement — and insult the intelligence of the kids of Parkland.

In one tweet.

This is it:

“Very sad that the FBI missed all of the many signals sent out by the Florida school shooter,” the pumpkin-in-chief wrote. “This is not acceptable. They are spending too much time trying to prove Russian collusion with the Trump campaign – there is no collusion. Get back to the basics and me us all proud!”

You gotta hand it to the guy: He may be the most concise insulter in the history of American politics.

But how does he pick his targets (outside of race and gender)? The only thing more mysterious than his tweets (and grammar) are his cross-hairs, which currently have a bead on Robert Mueller and shot kids.

Both tacks are, at best, bewildering. Mueller made a brilliant counter-punch on Friday with his indictment of 13 Russians for election meddling — and publicly stating that  no Americans were implicated in this set of indictments. Trump took the bait, conceding the meddling but maintaining his distance from it.

This is Mueller is keeping you closer, chump.

The second target is even more mystifying. You’re trying to convince internet-savvy teens that blame lies at the feet of cops? Kids may do stupid things, but that doesn’t make them stupid. Even Wayne LaPierre, the head of the NRA, had to be shaking his head at Trump’s rationalization. Particularly when he heard the words of Cameron Kasky, a Parkland student who lived through the massacre — and is helping organize a March for Our Lives protest calling for gun control.

“This isn’t about the GOP,” he told reporters Sunday. “This isn’t about the Democrats. This is about us creating a badge of shame for any politicians who are accepting money from the NRA and using us as collateral.”

Wow.

Careful picking on the intelligent, Donnie. They have the best words.

Oh, and a helpful reminder of The Godfather: Michael Corleone punched a cop and had to move to Italy to avoid prosecution.

Hey…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vZx7yF_a7M